a burglar was in a house stealing things when he heard ,"Jesus and God are watching you." he looked around but couldn't see anyone and went back to steeling. then he heard it twice more and found a budgie in a cage. "Jesus and God are watching you."
The burglar scoffed and said, " i don't care you're just a dumb bird." the budgie replied, " yes but Jesus is a Rotweiler and God is a Doberman."
:D LOL:D
