RICHARD and Moosmom...............
got this in email today also ROFLMBO thought of you 2 right away! takes fun people to appreciate humour!
To everyone else hope it gives you all a chuckle!
One liners...that make ya giggle.......
Some folks are so eager to find fault, you'd think there's a reward.
I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled
like.
Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
I wish my mouth had a backspace key.
I either want less corruption or more chances to participate in it.
Smoking doesn't kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill
people.
Many great discoveries are made by not following instructions.
The older I get, the better I was.
The more things change, the more they stay insane.
Bad breath is better than no breath at all.
A pessimist is someone who complains about the noise when opportunity
knocks.
