Laser Dude in the 21st Century!
The Evil Dr. Dick has turned mild mannered Edward D Katz into LASER DUDE, in the 21st Century!
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I just flash the evil laser pointer on the floor and all heck breaks loose.....
HAHAHAHAHA, You'll never harness the little red dot!
LASER DUDE appears and begins his relentless assault on the LRD. I make him pounce, jump and chase the dot....until I am sated and laughing at his comical attempts at capture.
BUT, little did I know that any red dot-I thought felines were color blind!-will be throughly investigated. Two LED alarm clocks, one DVD player and the red dot on the television.
I have had my genitals, neck, chest and legs stomped on to get to the alarm clock, the TV is now watch intently for the red dot that appears when it goes off and the entertainment center is a perch for the red dot on the DVD that just stays stationary.
Laser Dude knows where the Evil Dr keeps the laser pointer.
Laser Dude knows that when the Red Laser Dude Signal flashes that it's time to jump into action and save the planet from that dangerous red light.
Dr. Dick knows to turn the alarm to the wall, lest his body be stepped on
during Laser Dude's patrol against evil, little red dots and the moron operating the ON switch.
