4 worms and a lesson

A minister
decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday
sermon.


Four
worms were placed into four separate jars.



The first worm
was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a
container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container
of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good
clean soil.



At
the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:



The
first worm in alcohol
- Dead.


The
second worm in cigarette smoke
- Dead


Third
worm in chocolate syrup
- Dead




Fourth
worm in good clean soil
- Alive.



So
the Minister asked the congregation – “What can you learn from this
demonstration?”




Maxine was sitting in the back,
quickly raised her hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat
chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the
service ...