10 simple rules to be a dog
Woof! Woof! It's Duke here and I've been looking around and some PTers have no idea on the dog rule book!!!http://www.petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/eek.gif It's a book on how to be a good dog and it contains only 10 simple rules. So listen up. I'm gonna teach them to you.
1.) When loved ones walk through the big swinging piece of wood (you people you it a "door") you must run a greet them.
2.) You must take naps and when you wake up, you must always atretch your legs before rising!
3.) Never pass an oppertunity on a car ride
4.) Always be a happy dog.
5.) When you loved ones are sad, lay next to them to keep them company in their sad times.
6.) Always be by your loved ones side, never leave them.
7.) On hot days, lay on your back in the grass.
8.) On cold days, lay in front of the fire place.
9.) Avoid biting your loved ones
And the most important rule of being a dog is....
10.) Have fun!
