This is a Real Woman vs Delia Smith
Delia's Way
> Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent
>ice-cream drips.
>
> The Real Woman's Way
> Suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You
>are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
>
> Delia's Way
> To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
>potatoes
>
> The Real Woman's Way
> Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year
>
> Delia's Way
> When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the
>dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside
>of the cake.
>
> The Real Woman's Way
> Tesco sells cakes. They even do decorated versions.
>
> Delia's Way
> If you accidentally over-salt a dish, while it's still cooking, drop
>in a potato slice
>
> The Real Woman's Way
> If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough.
>Recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it
>and I don't care how bad it tastes.'
>
> Delia's Way
> Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator, and it
>will keep for weeks.
>
> The Real Woman's Way
> It could keep forever. Who eats it?
>
> Delia's Way
> Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
>forehead. The throbbing will go away.
>
> The Real Woman's Way
> Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8
>ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache,
>but you won't give a toss.
>
> Finally, the most important tip:
>
> Delia's Way
> Freeze leftover wine into ice cube trays for future use in casseroles.
>
> The Real Woman's Way
> Left over wine? Helloooooooooooooooooooo???!!
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