what if people acted like cats?
I have been trying for I dont know how long to do this today. I finally had to register with a new name, I tried both computers and it would not let me on this site!!!!! why?? I even shut down the computer, did the refresh, tried the other computer, same thing, did same things... no luck!!
I put in my name and password, it says thanks for logging in toughcookie, then the next screen says you are not logged in, it does this over and over, and over.
HAS ANYONE ELSE HAD THIS HAPPEN??
what is going on? I am so frustrated I guess I cant get on here anymore without re-registering? I only wanted to add to my post like I said I was going to, (see below post) but dang, it is impossible? , can someone help me with this?
thanks,
toughCookie
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what if people acted like cats?
can you imagine what it would be like if we acted like cats?( well the world would be better off probably )
In the morning, we would wake up then jump on someones stomach, or head!
and meow if necessary til they got up, then its time for breakfast, eat 3 bites then get pushed away from your food, then look at the server like, hey what happend?? stare at them til more food appears.
bathtime... lick hand, rub face, repeat 20 times! then stick your leg up in the air and wash other places...
playtime...run across the room, over the furniture, knock down a thing or two on the way, sharpen your nails on the carpet post, then run 100 miles an hour back the way you came, scaring all others in house! (others are now in that "jump and freeze where you are" stance)
naptime....lick yourself for 10-15 minutes, then decide this is not the place for your nap, and go crowd in on someone elses nap place! be sure to growl at them when they swat at you!
....wake up from nap, jump straight down, ignoring the steps, and go eat.
time to explore the house, and see whats going on... oh, there's someone using the bathroom ... must crouch and jump at them! oh FUN! hehe, now chase the scared one down the hall, and up the stairs. ok now let them chase you! weeee!
tired now, need another nap, curl up with other cat, earlier hissing all forgotten.
need some fresh air, go sit in front of door til someone sees you and opens it... wait 3 minutes til they are seated and comfortable then scratch at the door to come back in...time to attack another cat and chase them under the couch, then wait there thumping your tail, they have to come out sometime!
this is boring, time for a bath...as you lick your back, with your arm straight out and moving slightly... in comes someone new, and you slowly approach him and hiss, and growl! ( heck of a way to greet a guest or new coworker!) you chase new guy down the hall, then time for nap.
nap is over, time to eat... you gobble all your food so you can go eat all the food of the guy next to you! (great manners, Im sure you will be invited back to the next dinner party!)
time to look out the window, and jump against the glass everytime you see something out there!
lets not forget to tip over our water dish a few times a week, then spill our food into the spilled water! and you will have to occasionally get locked in a kitchen cupboard or hall closet!
meow while people search for where the meow is coming from!
scowl at them for taking too long, and then scurry away when they try to pick you up!dumb humans!
have I forgotten anything?
for special occasions (remember we are acting like cats).....go to persons house that invited you, scratch at door and meow til door opens, then stand there with blank or puzzled look on your face... maybe even tilt your head to the side a little bit. just before they are ready to close the door,
s-l-o-w-l-y walk in, plop down and begin bathing.
if you are the one who invited them, then you must hide behind the door and jump out at them as they enter, sending them running for cover! after they come out, to make them feel welcome, start licking them, after all, they need a bath!
then ignore them as they try to approach you, walk away, if they follow you, growl and run away, leaving them confused!
if you are out somewhere, meow to the server for your food, and when it is brought to you , sniff it then walk away from it! really, they should have understood what you were meowing for, this is the wrong thing! then lunge across the table at your friends, knocking plates on the floor! when they tell you to stop, ignore them, keep fighting and chasing til someone squirts water at you! now its time to bathe, that water thing was unforgivable! time to go sulk....
3 hours later, sulking is over, now you need your tummy rubbed!
holidays...(Christmas) you like to save shopping til last minute, so 3 days before, you run around neighborhood catching birds and mice, bugs too. gather them all in one place til time to hand them out.... under that tree looks like the right spot! not too good with wrapping paper, better to go to friends house and just drop them on doorstep... they will know who left it by your scent!
Christmas day... oh wow, so many goodies left on MY doorstep! I got a couple beetles, and oh look a butterfly! oh my favorite kind of bird! and someone sprinkled catnip around, wow!
>>>I'm not going to go into eating dinner detail<<<
anyone care to add to this? there are other holidays...[/COLOR]
