A Blonde Customer.

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08-02-2007, 06:35 AM
wombat2u2004

A Blonde Customer.

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kinds. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I had not paid for them yet.
Hellloooo?????? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year... Namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo"?????? (I told him). "It's been a year"!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed.
08-02-2007, 07:26 AM
jackmilliesmom

Another one for the blonde hall of fame and yet maybe not in her dumb ways she is kinda smart and the contractor well he should sack his sales guy.....
08-02-2007, 07:51 AM
moosmom

ROFLMAO!! I sure didn't see that one coming! :rolleyes:
08-02-2007, 09:59 PM
Marigold2

I have often wondered why men make so much fun of blonds but blondes seem to be the number one fantasy.

:confused: :confused: :confused: I am confused.
08-03-2007, 03:06 AM
wombat2u2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marigold2

I have often wondered why men make so much fun of blonds but blondes seem to be the number one fantasy.

:confused: :confused: :confused: I am confused.

Can I explain that with a little joke ?????

Q. Whats the mating call of a blonde ????
A. "Ohhhhhhhhhh....I'm so drunk !!!!!"

:D Wom
08-03-2007, 12:43 PM
mike001

Now that is funny, going to keep it for someone I know.
08-03-2007, 02:25 PM
JenBKR

So maybe we're not so dumb after all! :D
08-03-2007, 08:33 PM
Marigold2

Marilyn Monroe was pure genius. When asked by a reporter what she wore to bed she answered

Chanel number 5

That is one of my favorite quotes ever.

She was a woman who knew how to use her looks.

From a President to a playright to a baseball player
She charmed them all.
08-03-2007, 10:59 PM
mrspunkysmom

May all your children be REAL Blondes: As gorgeous as Marilyn and as smart too.

Blonde jokes refer to those who routinely dip their hair in the chemicals. It must do something to the brain cells.
08-03-2007, 11:32 PM
dukedogsmom

Quote:

Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

Can I explain that with a little joke ?????

Q. Whats the mating call of a blonde ????
A. "Ohhhhhhhhhh....I'm so drunk !!!!!"

:D Wom

That is funny!