A Good Aussie Lawyer Joke.
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to
stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you
eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house
and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two
children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them
along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated,
"You come with us, also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said,
"But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all,
as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no
easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway,
one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too
kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied,
"Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot
high."
