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The Drunk.
A man and his wife are awakened at three o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring outside!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man lowered his head shamefully, and does as he is told, gets dressed,
and goes out into the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk
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Heard it before but still makes me laugh you should look up the Brendan Grace Website he is an Irish Comedian you would get a great laugh must get his link but he is so funny.....
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LMAO, who on earth feels the need to play on the swing at 3am in pouring rain? :D :p Good one, Wom.