OMG i HATE hiccups. Everyone is like "oh they aren't so bad." Well, excuse me, but they friggen hurt! I've been hiccuping for the past hour and a half, 1 - 3 times per minute. (I knew when i had my first 10 or so i should go get a teaspoon of sugar, but i dislike sugar very very much. And yes, sugar has been proven to have a chemical reaction that works.) At least they aren't as hard as they were racking my whole body. Now it's just from my upper torso up.
Sorry, needed to vent.
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Update: Right after i posted this i decided to go wake up S.O. so he could get the sugar down for me from the highest shelf in the highest cabinet in the house.
Man, my throat was raw!
Took one large heaping tablespoon of that vile stuff. I think i hiccuped once or twice more and they were gone. :)