Uh Oh !!!!

A west Texas cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?"
The Wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!"

bet he cut it off fairly sharpish (pardon the pun)