Another dig at plastic surgery...
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital, where she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up??" God said, "No, you have another 43 years to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction and a tummy uck. After being released from the hospital, she was crossing the street when she was hit by a car and killed. Arriving in front of God, she angrily asked, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that oncoming car??"
God replied, "I would have, girl, but I didn't recognize you."
