Aged Advice...

Q: How can you increase your 65 year old husband's heart rate?
A: Tell him you're pregnant

Q: Why should old people use valet parking?
A: Because valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for older people to have problems with short-term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not the problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: What is the most common remark made by older people when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

And they are all SO TRUE !!!!! :D
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Are you guys feeling old? Hope not because you sound pretty young!!!!

Oooooooo...a young person !!!!!
What is this youngin doin in our section Donna ??? :D
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