** Ha Ha Funny * Spaghetti **
> SPAGHETTI......
>
> A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.
> One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was
> pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay
> her a large sum of money, if she would go to Italy to secretly have the
> child.
> If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
> support until the child turned 18.
> She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it
> discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti"
> on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
>
> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife
> said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today."<BR>> "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him
> the card, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and
> collapsed.
>
> On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
> meatballs, one without! Request bread...
