What is a cat?

- Cats do what they want.
- They rarely listen to you.
- They are totally unpredictable.
- When you want to play, they want to be alone.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They expect you to cater to their every whim.
- They are moody.
- They leave hair everywhere.
- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They are teenagers in fur coats.

Mine aren't that bad. Storm is quite dog-like and Pepper is a very sweet cat. Sunny is more like a toddler. He's almost 2. :D

I saw something in a cat specialty shop at Seaport Village (mug? plate? I don't remember) that said:
"In my home, fur is a condiment"
Heh heh hock