** Happy Mother's Day Story** Priceless

:) I thought this was so cute..

This was the winning entry for the MSN writing contest for stories about
Motherhood.

"Why my lips stayed chapped on Mother's Day"

So, we had this great cat named Jack and the kids would carry him
around and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all
day long on this mat in our bathroom.

Well we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years
old, 3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really
loves
chapstick. LOVES it. He kept asking to use my chapstick and then losing
it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my
chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to
put it right back in the drawer when he was done.

Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and
try to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two
boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse
my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is
a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to
honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.

We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and I am
looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally round the
corner
to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my
chapstick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked right into
my eyes and
said "chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right--their
little butts do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem to
mind.

And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was
the 1st time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth.

And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds us
that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little
creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been
using your chapstick on the cat's butt..

:) wittle bump

Whoo! Makes you wonder, doesn't it? :eek:

I Would Have A Specially Designated Chap Stick For The Cat Only.
Yipes, That Does Give You Pause For Thought.

;) You will have to admitt it sounds just like something a young boy would do.. Butt I thought it was too funny.. :D