Subject: Statements by stressed women for Marigold2

Marigold2 - when you mentioned feeling like you wanted to b****slap someone, I thought of this list stored in my computer(my fave is #16). Husky_Mom, take note of some of these for future use, if necessary....

Subject: Statements by stressed women

1. You - Off my planet

2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

5. And your crybaby whiny-***ed opinion would be...?

6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

7. Allow me to introduce my selves.

8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

10. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't
asleep.

13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

16. You say I'm a b**** like it's a bad thing.

17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

19. Chaos, panic + disorder - my work here is done.

20. Earth is full. Go home.

21. Is it time for your medication or mine?

22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

Ok I love these have you any more will be using a few of them throughout the day.

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Originally Posted by Catty1

23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

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I have seen most of these before and they are very good. #23 was new to me and I thought very funny. :D

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Not the sharpest Crayon in the box now are we?

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Stress will kill you some day.... life's too short to be stressed :D

but this one definately makes me think of my Belley girl.... sweet as the day is long but dumb as a box of rocks..... but I still wouldn't trade her for anything.

I love #22!

Oh thank you so much, I really needed to laugh this morning. I have a DR's appointment and I know it's bad news. My body is falling apart and my mind has left. Thank God I can still laugh even if it's only at other people's expense. :o

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Originally Posted by smokey the elder

I love #22!

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LOL for some reason that one reminds me of the movie office space with that printer that never works lol. I have no idea why.

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Originally Posted by Catty1

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

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Catty1 -- I am laughing so hard I'm crying! This is exactly how my day is going. Yesterday was a #12 day, beginning to end. Thank you for these!

Back from the DR's. Blood pressure, under control, dropped 5 1/2 lbs in 12 days.:cool: My blood sugar was high so I might have diabetes but DR said losing weight can change that. They are retaking the blood. Dr. said I was sane just stressed, (no kidding) but he said to walk it off. Cool. And to take fish oil pills. Can do. I am off to walk..........................

Love Monica