Energizer Bunny arrested.....
....and charged with battery.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Don't make me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is
moving.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
My day is not complete until I terrify a complete stranger
If you want to have the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.
Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
Just when you think you've finally hit the bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
I think all humans suffer from an Identity crisis at some point in their life... Makes me glad I'm a rabbit.
I found these on a bird forum... there is wombat there too just not named the same...LOL..... enjoy... I sure DID :D
