A guide to dog kisses

A Guide to Dog Kisses
• Akita --karate chops
• Alaskan Malamute --mush!
• Australian Cattledog --heeling powers
• Basenji --silent-but-deadly
• Belgian Malinois --phlegmish
• Bernese Mountain Dog --a Swiss Miss (tongue too big,goes all over face)
• Bichon Frise --French kiss
• Borzoi --Salut!
• Cairn --I don't know what it's called but it's better than haggis
• Chihuahua --Spanish fly-by
• Chinese Crested --tuft love
• Coonhound --deepthroat
• Dalmatian --Czechmate
• Doberman Pinscher --gezhoundheit
• Finnish Spitz --LAPPing
• Fox terrier --disgusting because they've just been in the litterpan; also known as PANic attack
• Great Dane --Danish Delight
• GSD --shepherd's ply
• Italian Greyhound --holy water
• Jack Russell terrier --Eddyfication
• Keeshond --Dutch treat
• Kerry blue terrier --blarney
• Norwegian Elkhound --ufda! (this isn't what it's called, but it's the sound you make when it happens)
• Old English Sheepdog --getting bearded
• Pomeranian --puff love
• Poodle --French kiss
• Puli --"Pole"-vaulting
• Rottweiler --tough love
• Saluki --NOT holy Moses
• Saluki --salute
• Schipperke --slipperke
• Scottie --I don't know what it's called but it's better than haggis
• Shiba Inu --geisha girl goose
• St. Bernard --roll out the barrel (and then go get me a towel!)
• Welsh corgi --getting corked
• Westie --I don't know what it's called but it's better than haggis
• Whippet --whiplash

I didn't see maltese in that list, but my maltese Tango is very strick with his kisses. He limits the quantity of them. I know that I have done something very special when I get a kiss on the nose. Are any of these true for you dog?

:confused: :confused: :confused: NO GOLDEN RETRIEVER???? :confused: :confused: :confused:

I know, I found this on a internet site, they left out a lot of breeds that surprised me. I was really surprised that Golden Retrievers were not listed, so how would you descibe their kisses?

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Australian Cattledog --heeling powers

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TRUE! TRUE! TRUE!

Kia only kisses me in greeting and when I'm sad.

Sounds like Kia is a true heeler a canine nurse.

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Originally posted by lovemymaltese
I know, I found this on a internet site, they left out a lot of breeds that surprised me. I was really surprised that Golden Retrievers were not listed, so how would you descibe their kisses?

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Golden Retriever kisses are happy. Nothing like a Golden kiss to make me giggle and put me in a wonderful mood!!!! :D

A golden kiss, that is so sweet (I like the way you worded that).

no retrivers at all! I was surprised no labradors :)

Yup its true...... Reece likes to french kiss.

Lolly would be a mix between Poodle/Dachshund/WH Fox Terrier kisses... there's no Dashund but she does give icky french kisses after she's been in the litterpan sometimes!!

ack no border collies or mutts, the gruesome twosome will be so diappointed. However if I had to describe their kisses, Winter varies from french kisses...never bend down with your mouth open near her or well the other kiss is like she's attacking an ice cream cone and attempting to achieve brain freeze. Where as Smudge is either a head butter or a kiss and run type of dog.

• Finnish Spitz


What the heck is Spitz? :confused: :confused:

It's one of the classifications for the breed groups. According to the book that I have in my lap they are the group of dogs that has had a more influential relationship with humans. They're breeds that evolved in the artic regions of of the world. It's got breeds like Malamutes, Papillon, Pom's, Akita's basicly it's the more head strong working breeds, they usually have a tail that curls up over their backs because of the parts of the world where they were developed.