This happened to me today....
The phone rang and I answered it. "Hello, this is John Doe (forgot his real name), I was there Tuesday doing your yard work and I wanted to let you know I finished. I even turned the dirt in your flowerbeds like you asked.."
I was laughing by this time and I told him "Honey, I think you got the wrong number."
He said "No! I got the right number, I was at your house Tuesday!"..
So I asked, "What color is my house?"
He answered, "Your house is WHITE! I was there and I want my money for the work I did!"
Playing along I asked, "And what exactly DID you DO?"
"I mowed your lawn, weed eated and turned the dirt in your flower beds! I want my money!"
I said, "OK, what is the address where you did all this, was it on "X" street?"
He was getting ripe about now and said "Lady! I don't remember your address, it is in my work book and that is at the office!"
"Was it in a Mobile home park?
"No! It was at a white house where you LIVE!"
Then I decided to burst his bubble.. I told him "Honey, I live in a Mobile Home IN a Mobile home park and a LADY, who is my neighbor mows my yard and why would I have you turn the dirt over in my flower beds that I just planted with FLOWERS Saturday?... You HAVE called the wrong number!!!!
""Is your number XXX-XXXX...."
Shocked I said "Well, yes it is, WHO gave you THIS number and WHY would they give you the wrong number and you know where they live? Are you sure you didn't just write the number down wrong?"
"Well, I don't know. I ugh............."
I said "I bet that is what you did" and I hung up, laughing my butt off!