The Don

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver
so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex
watch instead?"
"Shuddup you Face an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you
gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.
Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.
Whadda you gonna do then......pointa to you watch and a say, Times Up?"

He he he he he he!!!!!:D