Subject: price of a car
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse.
Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she
had ever seen, and walked over to inspect it.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather
upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped her.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if
anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson didn't pop
up right now.
But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her,
is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day,
Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting
as though nothing had happened, she smiles back and
asked, "Sir, what is the price of this Lovely
vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm
very sorry to say that if you farted just by touching
it, you'll **** when you hear the price."
