Getting your kids home for christmas
An elderly man in Aberdeen calls his son in London and says "I hate to
> >> ruin your Xmas, but I have to tell you that your mum and I are divorcing,
> >> 35 years of misery is enough"
> >> "Dad what are you talking about?" his son screams,
> >> "We cant stand the sight of each other any longer" the old man says, " we
> >> are sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this so you call
> >> your sister in Ireland and tell her, and he hangs up.
> >> Frantic the son call his sister, who explodes on the phone "like hell
> >> they are getting divorced" she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
> >> She calls her dad immediately and screams at the old man,"you are not
> >> getting divorced don't do a thing till I get there, I'm
> >> phoning my brother back and we will both be there on Friday until then
> >> don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME" AND HANGS UP. The old man hangs up and
> >> turns to his wife, "O K" he says "they are both coming for Xmas and
> >> paying their own fares"
