WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen
a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a bloody commo. He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at
my age.
