are there any anti nilf out there

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03-01-2007, 08:52 PM
ashleycat

are there any anti nilf out there

I like nilf, just saying. But what do you say to this?
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http://groups.google.com/group/rec.p...8057e4a8e997ee

As you know, I'm a relatively brilliant guy, and I will tell you what
NILIF is all about.

NILIF (nothing in life is fun or free, fans) is a system which is
designed for humans with small minds who do not understand dogs or their
behavior. It is a system which allows dummy humans to use their human
logic on a dog, because they are incapable of envisioning how a dog
thinks. To a dog, NILIF is utter nonsense and it is incomprehensible,
because dogs are not obsessed with making silly systems and "protocols"
in order to allow them to understand life and how it works. Dogs
perfectly understand everything they need to understand to get by in
this world. They don't need any protocols.

It is PEOPLE who need the NILIF "protocols" and its accompanying idiotic
rules and regulations. Primarily STUPID people. They need a protocol to
hold their hands because they are too stooopid to use their branes.

I'd like to direct you all to a free video, fans.

http://dogtv.com/4LANE3.rm

do you think that I taught that to my dogs by "withholding privileges???"

BWHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAA!!!

do you think I taught that to my dogs by "showing them their place in
the hierarchy??"

BWHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!

do you think I put those recalcitrant rovers on a strict idiot NILIF
program in order to get that kind of control????

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

NILIF is for people who aren't smart enough to train dogs from a dog's
perspective because they can't peer into a dog and peer out of a dog's
eye view of the world. NILIF nitwits have to look through their own
goggles, and use flawed human techniques and flawed human logic which
doesn't even work on humans....

BWHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

NILIF is what a wife uses when she withholds sex from her husband to
make him behave? What does he do if he's a smart husband, he goes out
and gets some "free" sex somewhere else???!!!

WHY BUY THE COW when you can get the MILK FOR FREE???? OR why BOTHER
WITH THE COW if she's NOT GIVING ANY MILK???

BWHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

have a nice day fans....

michael
reporting live...
http://dogtv.com
03-01-2007, 08:57 PM
areias

Pshhh..he dosen't know what he's talking about. There are so many different venues in dog behavior, you just have to find what works best for you.
03-01-2007, 09:02 PM
ashleycat

when I google nilf. I get "Did you mean: M.I.L.F. " ha ha
03-01-2007, 09:37 PM
areias

LOL it's actually NILIF, not NILF. That may be more effective.
03-01-2007, 09:37 PM
agilityk9trainer

Quote:

Originally Posted by ashleycat

It is PEOPLE who need the NILIF "protocols" and its accompanying idiotic
rules and regulations. Primarily STUPID people. They need a protocol to
hold their hands because they are too stooopid to use their branes.

Shoot. This is too priceless to let go by.

It's spelled BRAINS not BRANES!!! Just so the primarily STUPID people can read it correctly. ;)
03-01-2007, 09:43 PM
agilityk9trainer

As for what I really think:

I don't use NILIF myself. My dogs do get free things, including attention, love and play (rarely treats or food are free). However, it think NILIF is great for those dogs that are very out-of-control, and I do think it's an easier system to use for some people who aren't strong trainers. So, in short, it's a good, workable method for some dogs and some people.
03-01-2007, 09:48 PM
DrKym

I watched the vid......I would like to know how many "branes" it takes to jeopordize your dogs in that manner?? :confused:

My guys have a great stay response..............however in traffic I keep them leashed. Not that i don't trust them but I don't trust the drivers. :p

Just my 2 cents.

Kym
03-01-2007, 10:33 PM
ashleycat

NILIF LOL, where have I seen nilf? When I type nilf, I get nilf too for dogs, but it aslo suggests milf lol.
03-01-2007, 10:35 PM
buttercup132

Quote:

Originally Posted by ashleycat

NILIF LOL, where have I seen nilf? When I type nilf, I get nilf too for dogs, but it aslo suggests milf lol.

lol watch out for those moms.:p
03-01-2007, 11:13 PM
agilityk9trainer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.Goodnow

I watched the vid......I would like to know how many "branes" it takes to jeopordize your dogs in that manner?? :confused:

My guys have a great stay response..............however in traffic I keep them leashed. Not that i don't trust them but I don't trust the drivers. :p

Just my 2 cents.

Kym

With dial up, I can't see videos (way too slow). So, this guy made his dogs stay in traffic? That's insanity.
03-02-2007, 05:22 AM
Lori Jordan

Wow :eek:
03-02-2007, 05:48 AM
Ginger's Mom

Quote:

Originally Posted by agilityk9trainer

Shoot. This is too priceless to let go by.

It's spelled BRAINS not BRANES!!! Just so the primarily STUPID people can read it correctly. ;)

I believe that was done on purpose. ;)
What do I think? I think this was posted by someone who wants people to click on his site and buy his training videos. Tell people that one of the most popular methods don't work then offer them a link (dogtv) to a site that offers videos for sale. It is a sales pitch that is what it is.