Which sex, male or female, shows better judgment? :)
A man was arguing with his wife over which sex, male or female, shows better judgment. Ultimately, she gave in. "You are right. Men excercise better judgment, and the two of us are living proof of it, aren't we? I mean, you chose me for a wife, and I chose you for a husband."
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A man and his wife were browsing through the men's section of a department store. Flipping through neckties, the man turned to his wife and asked, "Honey, do I like this one?"
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"My wife and I have it all worked out," said David. "I make all the major decisions, she makes all the minor ones, and we get along beautifully."
"What kinds of minor decisions does she makes?" asked his friend Jason.
"Oh, when it's time to buy a new car, for example. Or where young David is going to college. Or whether we should move to another state."
"Those are minor? Wow! What kinds of major decisions do you get to make?"
"Practically all the important stuff. Like, who should be the next president, what level of trade should be established with the Ukraine.."
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'nuff said, eh? :D
