You know you're a horse lover when...
You accessorize your hair with hay pieces.
-You examine every piece of rope or twine for it's halter potential.
-You think a vacation is spending a long weekend in front of a horse trailer by a dusty arena.
-You take your children's temperture and think 102 degrees F is normal.
-You spend more money on horseshoes than your own shoes
-You always keep sugarcubes, carrots, and apples in your fridge.
-You prefer the smell of stable cologne.
-You sleep with your boots on and count horses to fall asleep.
-Instead of someone directions for "left" or "right" you tell them "gee" or "haw"
-You still have your childhood horse statues in your bedroom.
-Your favorite outfit is made of leather and includes whips and spurs.
-You spend more time at the feed store than the grocery store.
- You talk to your horse more than you talk to your spouse.
