I am trying to sell a program to Nationl Geographic.
It's called the Cat Screamer.
I will go to cat owner's homes and yell at their cats for them.
I have plenty of experience.
Ed, STOP IT.
Ed, Get the eff off of there.
Ed, quit scratching the chair.
Ed, Why did you do that..
ED, &U&&%^#&^%&$#