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Some funnies....
Here are some funnies that my mom sent me........
> UNIQUE THOUGHTS
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>> How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
>> Unique Up On It.
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>> How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
>> Tame Way. Unique Up On It.
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>> How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
>> They Take The Psycho Path.
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>> How Do You Get Holy Water?
>> You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
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>> What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
>> Dam!
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>> What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too
>> Long?
>> Polaroids.
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>> What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
>> A Stick.
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>> What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
>> Nacho Cheese.
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>> What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
>> Subordinate Clauses.
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>> What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
>> Spoiled Milk.
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>> What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A
>> Vampire?
>> Frostbite.
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>> What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
>> A Nervous Wreck.
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>> What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea
>> Soup?
>> Anyone Can Roast Beef.
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>> Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
>> Right Where You Left Him.
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>> Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
>> Because They Have Big Fingers.
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>> Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
>> Because It Scares The Dog.
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>> What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
>> Sanka.
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>> Why Did The Pilgrims' Pants Keep Falling Down?
>> Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.
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Those are funny, some I had heard before, many of those I had not. Thanks, I needed to laugh. :D
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ROTFL!! Sara, these are priceless!
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LOL Sara.:D Thanks for sharing.
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LOL, those are funny! Especially liked the one with the holy water :D
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Funny:D Between this and the joke thread you have all had me in stitches this morning:D
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