Altitude, adjustment and anarchy?
The adventures of Ed D Katz?
All this in 90 minutes of fun, excitement and just plain mayhem..
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Ed,
Let's go to Mom's house and visit..
Ed: Hokay!
Ed goes over to sit in front of my mom, get slapped in the haunches and put her to sleep in the couch....
A few minutes later I look around the corner and guess who is standing on the fridge?
I pull him down and let him go back to roaming around....
A few minutes later he spies a vase of roses....
GET AWAY FROM THERE!
Ed looks at me.
Ed looks at the roses....
I pull one out of the vase and try to entice him....
HE wants the vase...
GET OFF OF THERE......
He's on the table.....eyeing those flowers...
(Ed a pansy? NAW......)
I pull the vase off the table and put it on the floor between my feet.
I know this cat long enough that he will follow me to see where the flower vases goes and then begin his assault....
Ed comes over and begins to love the vase, the cellophane wrapper and tears apart one of the buds....
THAT accomplished he begins his assault on the area rug......rub rub rub...
Can my claws lift the fibers?
Hey, how fast can I run thru this house?
What is under here?
The fun filled 90 minute attack of the Edster ends when I here a plaintive "MEOW' at the back door....
"I want to go home now dad.......I came, I saw and I destroyed..."
Lovely, Let's go... :eek: :rolleyes:
