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*Kitty Haiku*
Some of these are pretty good..........
>>You never feed me.
>>Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
>>That will show you.
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>>You must scratch me there!
>>Yes, above my tail! Behold,
>>Elevator butt.
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>>I need a new toy.
>>Tail of black dog keeps good time.
>>Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!
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>>The rule for today:
>>Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
>>New rule tomorrow.
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>>In deep sleep hear sound
>>Cat throwup hairball somewhere
>>Will find in morning
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>>Grace personified,
>>I leap into the window.
>>I meant to do that.
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>>Blur of motion, then-
>>Silence, me, a paper bag.
>>What is so funny?
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>>The mighty hunter
>>Returns with gifts of plump birds-
>>Your foot just squashed one
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>>You're always typing.
>>Well, let's see you ignore my
>>Sitting on your hands.
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>>My small cardboard box.
>>You cannot see me if I
>>Can hide my head.
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>>Terrible battle.
>>I fought for hours. Come and see!
>>What's a 'term paper'?
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>>Kitty likes plastic
>>Confuses for litter box
>>Shouldn't leave around
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>>Small brave carnivores
>>Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
>>Fear vacuum cleaner
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>>Want to trim my claws?
>>Don't even think about it!
>>My cries will wake dead.
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>>I want to be close
>>To you. Can I fit my head
>>inside your armpit?
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>>Want to go outside.
>>Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
>>Let me back inside!
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>>Oh no! Big One
>>has been trapped by newspaper!
>>Cat to the rescue!
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>>Humans are so strange.
>>Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
>>My claws aren't that sharp ...
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>>Cats meow out of angst
>>"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
>>We could break so much!"
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>>Litter box not here
>>You must have moved it again
>>I'll go in the sink.
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>>The Big Ones snore now
>>Every room is dark and cold
>>Time for "Cup Hockey"
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>>We're almost equals
>>I purr to show I love you
>>Want to smell my butt?
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Great haiku. My cats do some of these things too.:D
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A previous thread had people making up Cat Haikus and another one had limericks. I'd forgotten those. thanks for the reminder! (Same thing for dogs, too!)
