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Hello, I am the Englishman who went up the hill and came down with all the bananas, leaving, of course, the inhabitants of the hill with no bananas, therefore bestowing the term selfish upon myself!

You are so selfish!

I know! But I've got all the bananas!

Well, aren't you going to eat them?

Oh no, you cannot eat bananas without strawberries!


Hello, I am the Swede who went up the hill and came down with all the strawberries, leaving, of course, the inhabitants of the hill with no strawberries, therefore bestowing the term selfish upon myself!

Hey, you're not Swedish!

Shhhhhhh.

You are so selfish!

I know! But I've got all the strawberries!

Aren't you going to eat them?

Oh no! You cannot eat strawberries without bananas!

Excuse me, Mr. Englishman. Could I trouble you for a banana?

Ah, no.

Pardon me, good Swede. Could you spare a strawberry?

Um, no.

You are so selfish! You guys are not so bright!

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