Just wanted to share this one....
Are you a "hump and dump" dog breeder?
Maybe. Or as Jeff Foxworthy so memorably puts it, You might be a redneck if ....
If you bred more puppies last year than the number of days you actually worked your dogs in the field, you might be a "hump and dump dog breeder";
If you have an "available" dog on your web site or posted to a list, and you are breeding another litter, you might be a "hump and dump" dog breeder;
If you have been in your breed of dogs for less than five years and are breeding a litter, you might be a "hump and dump" dog breeder;
If you breed a litter of puppies every year, you might be a hump and dump dog breeder;
If you seem to have a permanent "puppy for sale" posting on any of the boards, you might be a "hump and dump" dog breeder;
If your web site gives instructions on how to air-freight a dog across the country, you might be a "hump and dump" dog breeder;
If you have regularly advertised puppies for sale in a magazine, in the newspaper, or on a "pets for sale" web site, you might be a "hump and dump" dog breeder.
If you think breeding is a "sport," you might be a "hump and dump" dog breeder;
If you have a "PayPal" link on your web site so people can buy puppies quickly, you might be a "hump and dump" dog breeder;
If you have ever defended the practice of dog breeding by saying it is not a money-making proposition, you might be a "hump and dump" dog breeder;
If you have a web sit that sells dogs, but do not have a prominent link to a rescue organization you might be a hump and dump dog breeder.
Scored more than one on the above test? To quote comedian Bill Engvall: "Here's your sign"
