Jokes from my uncle

A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next check-up, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.



As the young doctor looked through the list, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had be prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?"



"Yes, they help me sleep at night."



"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"



She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks..... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night!"

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Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been

playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house

and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in

the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback,

but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse,

darling." Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and

Play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said

angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk

beds! -- and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you!!"

The one about bunk beds- that was WAY too funny! :D

The one about bunk beds is cute!

LOL! I like the bunk bed one. SO FUNNY!