Aly - is it true that everything is bigger in TEXAS???
Quote:
Originally posted by aly
exactly how big is Texas? Like can you drive from your house to Houston in a few hours?
HUUUGE, but I can get from Austin to Houston in 2 and a half hours :)
Have you ever seen a scorpion? How about an armadillo?
Armadillos we mostly see as roadkill :( :( :( There was a scorpion on Shiloh's face once :eek: Thank god it was just a baby. Guess what a construction worker brought into our shelter yesterday? NINE BABY OPOSSUMS!!!! They were sooo cute (yet scary looking!).
Is Gus big, small, black, white, brown? Will you keep him?
Gus weighs.... oh man I forgot but I think around 30 lbs. He's a tad shorter than Reece but longer. He's goofy looking cause he's Corgi/Lab.
I wanna know if all the guys really wear cowboy hats?
NO! Usually the only place you can find cowboy hats in the big Texas cities are in the country bars. Other than that its mainly a small town thing.
Do you have good nachos? How about Margaritas? Does everybody talk funny?
Yes, yes, and yes!
Aly - is it true that everything is bigger in TEXAS???
OH YES! Especially the hair :)
Well, this proves it!!!
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that
his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty
pounds.
"Wow! Twenty pounds!" exclaimed many at the bar as they
congratulated the proud father.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth? How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "10 pounds."
The bartender said, "Why, what happened? Didn't he weigh twenty pounds?"
The proud Texas father said, "Yup...just had him circumcised!"
