What is the worst thing your cat has ever done?

We love our little fuzzbutts dearly, but they can drive us crazy sometimes. What is the worst, the most horrible thing your cat has ever done? My cats have wreaked a fair amount of havoc over the years, but two incidents stand out in my memory:

My RB cat, Loki, (who always lived up to his name) once pushed my brand new, $200 wristwatch off the nightstand and broke it. And more recently, my Sasquatch pushed a bouquet of flowers off the dining room table, vase, water, and all. That was a dark day for all concerned.

Let's hear your stories.

PiddyBob once got on top of the bird cage and knocked it over! scared the poor bird to death!

Pete he's the most well behaved cat i've ever had. i can;t think of anything terrible he's done.

Tibby and Corkscrew broke my tv once. They were chasing each other and ran behind the television and knocked it over.

JJJ3 landed on a Vcr and broke the sitch where you connect the cable.
Lucky the Video In and Adio in worked.
And he broke a Commerative Plate that was a Gift from My Mother.
But hes such a Good Cat.

Pouncer: Falling off the balcony. Scared me to death.

Pouncer: falling off the bookcase and biting my mom - hurt her badly and cost me a small fortune in subsequent vet bills

Harry: shredding the paper for my son's psych evaluation - still sent the shredded form to the physchiatrist

Allen: he's a good boy

Flutter: A good girl

Abby: A good girl

Wow, I can honestly say that none of my cats have ever done anything that I can say is the worst thing. Nothing like I've read here. :eek:

The only thing I get annoyed at with them, is when I am trying to walk up the hall with gorceries and they decide to walk in front of me at such a slow pace that I am almost tripping over them. Or they walk between my legs.

Finnigan's a purrfect angel too, I can't think of one bad thing he's done in almost thirteen years! :)

My RB Sooti and my Lexie have both torn my net curtains, so bad i had to take them down, we no longer have nets in the upstairs bedrooms only downstairs, and they have a few kitty holes in them too, alas the joys of being a furmother. :)

I don't have a cat now, but when I was a kid, we had a siamese named Samantha, and I remember her going nuts and toppling the Christmas tree, with all it's decorations and lights!

RB Tier got into the garbage can a couple of times.

Isis loves to sit by the gerbil cage and glare at him.

Soni knocked over the gerbil cage last night. It just shook Mortos up though and nothing fell out. He wheaked at Soni. Also, Boy Cat loves to chew open the closed bags of cat food, even though he has a full bowl, so it all spills when meowmie goes to put it in the container.

So, nothing really terrible I suppose.

Archy pulled over one of our birdcages when he was a kitten, scaring the devil out of him and the birds!

Binky hated our new house at first and clawed up the carpet in one of the rooms. We had put the boys in there the first night we spent. Then he peed on my papasan chair (sigh). Took him a while to settle down.

Other than that, they are good boys!

Where to start--Purrz and Magic turned on the water (hot) and flooded the house ($1000), Spunk ate my keyboard and fried the motherboard ($600), Tad and Jazz each turned the stove on and started fires...

well cinamon is really a pretty good cat, but she has in the past climbed up my sheer window curtains, and probably the most annoying thing she does is every morning turns on my touch lamp next to my bed 5:30 am as soon as my hubbys alarm goes off!! :D

Shai used to pee on my toothbrush every night for a while. She finally gave that up.

And one or more (of the 12) used to spray my kitchen television, until it quit working.

At least no floods or fires! ;)

I can't think of anything too bad that they've done. Oliver, Raisin, and Sundae are perfect angels. Jimmy and Kitten are my trouble makers, but I can't think of anything too bad that they've done.