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dogzr#1
02-03-2006, 08:38 PM
I am not too sure if this belongs her or in pet poll but i'll post it her just to be sure. I was wondering which one of your teachers has had the weirdest name.

My history teacher from last year was a freak show and his name was Mr.Gooch. He creeped me out like crazy(as well as any other girl that was unfortunate to have him). that has got to be the oddest last name i have ever heard.

gini
02-03-2006, 09:28 PM
Miss Cotterman....................

she was single................

gini
02-03-2006, 09:29 PM
I am not too sure if this belongs her or in pet poll but i'll post it her just to be sure. I was wondering which one of your teachers has had the weirdest name.

My history teacher from last year was a freak show and his name was Mr.Gooch. He creeped me out like crazy(as well as any other girl that was unfortunate to have him). that has got to be the oddest last name i have ever heard.

Do you have the grocery store chain near you called Whole Foods?

It used to be Mrs. Gooch's (seriously) :D :D

dogzr#1
02-03-2006, 09:43 PM
yea, we have one pretty close to us! all the kids at school make fun of his name in ways i dare not mention here. ;) :rolleyes:

Tollers-n-Dobes
02-03-2006, 10:31 PM
I had a science teacher named Mr. Dull once. lol...he sure lived up to his name, he had to be one of the most boring teachers ever.

animal_rescue
02-03-2006, 11:40 PM
umm
They aren't my teachers but they teach at my high school!
Mr. Funk
Mr. Falls
Mrs. King
Mrs. Stanford

and my 5th grade teacher was
Mrs. Hunky

dogzr#1
02-04-2006, 09:46 AM
those are some pretty weird names! my substitute's (sp?) name was Mrs.Lipe and all the kids were calling her Mrs.Lip. she got really mad.

Roxyluvsme13
02-04-2006, 10:12 AM
OMG this is funny!
My band teacher in 6-7 was Mr.Coapstick
Mrs.Meanie was this sub I had once, in like 4th grade, and she told a guy to shut up! She really was a meanie :p

Cincy'sMom
02-04-2006, 11:04 AM
I don't know if I can spell it right, and she was not my teacher, but taught at our school. Her name was Mrs. Missianous. That was a mouth full for 2nd graders!!
I had Mrs. Gunter in 3rd grade, Mrs. Locker in 8th grade. Mr. Rader was our computer teacher, Mr. Wise taught chesmity and physcis. (somewhat appropriate names).

And not a teach, but speaking of names that are appropraite by profession...there is a urologist in town named Dick Tapper. No joke.

Mutt_Maniac
02-04-2006, 01:18 PM
I have a few weird teachers names...

High School:

Mr. Breitbach (bright-bah)
Mrs. Schuster
Mr. Kjono (cho-no)

Elementary:
Mrs. Prestebak (Pres-ta-bawk)

Subs:
Mr. Gross (love it! lol)

Jessika
02-04-2006, 01:21 PM
I had an eighth grade teacher once named Andrzejewski! A question on one of his tests was "how do you spell my name?" LOL so for that reason, I still know how to spell his name, even to this day! His wife came in to work the other day actually and I was looking up her PALS card and I asked her last name, and she started spelling it, and I was like "Oh I already pulled it up." she was so amazed hehe

Miss Z
02-04-2006, 03:59 PM
We have a teacher called Mr Fradkin. There are sooo many unpleasant names you can make from that....;) We also used to have a Mr Shih, and in reception, there is someone called Mrs Mashiter, well, you don't have to be clever to work out how many times the idiots in our school laugh at THAT name.....

lizbud
02-04-2006, 07:25 PM
I don't know if I can spell it right, and she was not my teacher, but taught at our school. Her name was Mrs. Missianous. That was a mouth full for 2nd graders!!
I had Mrs. Gunter in 3rd grade, Mrs. Locker in 8th grade. Mr. Rader was our computer teacher, Mr. Wise taught chesmity and physcis. (somewhat appropriate names).

And not a teach, but speaking of names that are appropraite by profession...there is a urologist in town named Dick Tapper. No joke.

Funny thread. :D all of my teachers were Sister Mary, Sister Ann, etc.
Not nearly as strange as these. :D

Van10
02-04-2006, 08:13 PM
My 5th grade teacher's last name was Malette. Another one's last name was Cyr, which translated into english means wax. Needless to say he got a lot of laughs. . . :D

Also, there's this woman at work whose last name is Minnichili. LOL! Too cute!

Vette
02-04-2006, 08:46 PM
Miss.Knoff (naw-off) my second grade teacher.
and my brother had a math teacher by the name of 'Mr.Glasscock' LOL :rolleyes:

youd think hed want to change his name.

Van10
02-04-2006, 09:27 PM
umm
They aren't my teachers but they teach at my high school!
Mr. Funk
Mr. Falls
Mrs. King
Mrs. Stanford

and my 5th grade teacher was
Mrs. Hunky

I wouldn't want to stand too close to Mr. Funk . . . :eek:

Cincy'sMom
02-06-2006, 09:55 PM
Miss.Knoff (naw-off) my second grade teacher.


There was a teacher at our school with the same spelling, but it was pronounced, Ka-noff

IRescue452
02-07-2006, 07:36 PM
This thread was made for Little Chute Wisconsin!

My high school gym teacher was Jim Kloes.
My chemistry teacher was Richard Bender.
My music theory teacher was Mike Rotch.
My home ec. teaher's husband was Richard Head.


Jessika: andrzejewski is a common name around my town, once you can spell one of those names you can spell them all, isn't it fun to surprise people?

Cheshirekatt
02-13-2006, 11:47 AM
My 9th grade algebra teachers' name was Mr. Hedlikka. Seriously. Why wouldn't he have changed his name? He lasted almost half the year before he quit....

beeniesmom
02-22-2006, 10:28 AM
My third grade teacher's name was Ms. Boring. (not kidding) I have the class picture to prove it. "Ms. Boring's 3rd grade class" on top of our pic.

kimlovescats
02-23-2006, 02:40 AM
One of my Algebra teacher's names was Mrs. Barstad, and NO I didn't mis-spell it! :eek:

dab_20
02-27-2006, 11:21 AM
My third grade teacher was Miss Boedigheimer.

krazyaboutkatz
02-27-2006, 11:42 AM
My typing teacher in 7th or 8th grade was this really big muscular man and his name was Mr. Fagg. :eek: He was also married.

My Peanuts
02-27-2006, 03:12 PM
My Mom and brother (the teacher was there for a long time) had a gym teacher named Miss Seeman pronounced exactly how you think. Could you imagine being a high school teacher with a name like that!

I had a school nurse named Mrs. Balls. My Mom said her husband's name was Harold or Harry, but I forget if she was joking or not. :rolleyes: :p

CathyBogart
02-27-2006, 03:44 PM
Lessee....
Mr. Graves (quiet and dull!)
Mr. Roadcap
Mr. Lipscomb (lip scum)

My mom had a teacher whose last name was Crapushatz 0_0

Sevaede
04-23-2006, 12:57 AM
I had a teacher, once, whose name was Bear. That's not so bad, though, because that's what his name is since he CHANGED it. What did he change it from? Stream.

Pam
04-23-2006, 06:46 AM
My spanish teacher was Miss Whitehead. Not kidding! :o

Also, there was a funeral home near where I grew up and the name of it was Colflesh Funeral Home. How creepy is that! :eek:

BitsyNaceyDog
04-25-2006, 11:54 AM
My kindergarden teacher was Mrs. Godfree (I don't know if that's how it's spelled).
I had a teacher in high school named Mrs. Leach
Justin had a doctor named Dr. Honko
Justin's kindergarden teacher's name was Mrs. Peacock (like in the game clue).

My sister's ex-boyfriend's grandma lived at 123 Marvin Gardens cir (I kid you not).

critter crazy
04-25-2006, 12:04 PM
well my kindergarten teachers name was Miss Wankovsky
my first grade teacher was Miss Espriu
my fourth grade teacher was Mr Kiechle
how the heck i made it through school after trying to pronounce these names i will never know!!!!!

MariaM
05-01-2006, 06:14 PM
Lol, my friend has a teacher named Mrs. Pitstick!

Flatcoatluver
05-01-2006, 06:23 PM
High school
Mr. Jerkee
Mr. Goo
Mrs. Smack

Elemetry
Mr. Doom

WolvesRawk
05-01-2006, 06:24 PM
those are some pretty weird names! my substitute's (sp?) name was Mrs.Lipe and all the kids were calling her Mrs.Lip. she got really mad.
...wow...I had a sub named Mrs. Lipe! And, yes, we called her Mrs. Lip. My science teacher is Mrs. Abernathy, which is pretty weird. And today when we went on a feild trip with her and Mr. Smur's class, we had to name a comet. So it was "Smurbernathy"! :D

Lori Jordan
05-02-2006, 09:21 AM
Wow this goes back a long time lol
My gr 9 science teacher lol his name was Mr.Blowmee could you imah=gine all the chuckles he got and his full name was Joe Blowmee poor guy he was a real nice teacher but we all know how immature kids can be lol

ILoveMyAbbyGirl
05-02-2006, 09:29 PM
Hmm...

Mrs. Hamburg (kindergarten). Got called Hamburger A LOT. Still does.
Mrs. Kiatoukaysi (1st). Pronounced kit-ah-kai-see, sadly, she was murdered by her husband halfway through the school year, I kid you not.
Mrs. Pellant (1st). Took over for Mrs. Kiatoukaysi.
Mrs. Venne (2nd). Pronounced Ven. She was really nice.
Mrs. Pellant (3rd). Got lucky and got her twice.
Mrs. Erikson (4th). Blah. Boring name.
Mrs. Rusch (5th). Boring too.
Mr. Sepnafski (5th). Pretty fun. Pronounced just like its spelled, sep-naff-ski.

Middle school I had a lot of teachers...

6th- Mrs. Kostroski (kos-stross-key), Mr. Gregerson, Mr. Chinnook (chin-uk) he committed suicide in January of that year, Mr. Salzman took over, Mrs. Lambert, and I don't really remember my science teachers name, but it started with a K, I think it was Mr. Knospe (kah-naws-pee), and my band teacher was Mr. Swoboda (swa-bow-da), and I don't remember the foreign language lady...

7th- Mr. Thompson, Mrs. Forbes, (brain fart...)... Mr. Gilbertson, Mrs. Buch (best teacher ever!), some random others that I can't remember, and oh yeah, Mrs. Bloomer.

8th- Ms. Muzenski, Mr. Stachoviak (sta-hoe-vee-ack), Mr. Olson, Mrs. Rohr, Mr. Priebe (pree-bee), Mrs. Tipple... I don't remember, lol.

Highschool...

9th- Mr. Murray, Mrs. Weber, Senora Getzin, Ms. Boeldt (bolt), Mrs. Cramer, Mr. Csuy (soo-ee), Mrs. Groshek, Mr. Nelson (he was a CREEP!), Mrs. Matteson (mat-son), and so many more.

I give up for now, I'll do the last two grades later.

king2005
05-03-2006, 08:42 AM
Miss. Peacock.. NOT a friendly lady
Mrs. Quick ... she was very active & loved to run.. Kids use to make fun of her all the time & she thought it was cute & always had a cute reply :)
Mrs. Pain ... she was a pain in the butt if she was in a bad mood

I'm sure I had more, but I forget 90% of my teachers names.

oh & I gt teasted a lot for my name I'm a King (someone posted Mrs. King on page 1 or 2).. I get called Miss. Queen quite ofter, or is there a Mr. Queen :rolleyes: On some of my ID is shows the last name first, so I'm King Jessica lol :D

On my blue hospital card I was also marked as a male :rolleyes:

kitimom
05-13-2006, 01:00 AM
mind you it has been a long time since i was in school but I do remember some of them:
Bud Weiser: Real name: Boys gym coach
Sloan Jobe (pronounced Joeb)
Mrs. Hickman: and she sounded like a hick too
Walter Jewel
That's all I can think of right now. If I remember any more I will post them later.

BOBS DAD
05-13-2006, 11:01 PM
I had Mrs. MooMoo for Art first and second grade. She took a beating! I think she left for some RR and Mental rehabilitation. Unbelievably, Mrs. Weinstein took her place. FER REAL!!!!

RobiLee
05-14-2006, 02:55 PM
Well, this isn't teacher related but I couldn't let this go by. The wierdest name I've known is not one of my teachers but my neighbor..lol. Their last name is Hore. I would get lots of wierd looks when I would say, "Well, I was talking to the Hores the other day and...."...LOL. I always had to explain that they were my neighbors and no they weren't "whores". I always giggled when one of the other neighbors would whisper their name. Too funny! The Hores' son had enough and changed his last name to Scott. :D

Chilli
05-14-2006, 07:32 PM
Wow, I've never had any weird-named teachers....
Except Mr. B. He had a weird name... and I don't remember how to spell it, though it sounded like Bry-sprock-ett. :p
And Mrs. Mann, though its not THAT weird. She only had one hand, though. :D

Sevaede
05-15-2006, 12:03 AM
Hmmm... Well, let's see...

1st Grade: Mrs. Brizendine (brizz-in-dine), verrrrrrry nice. I still talked to her all the way up until high school when I didn't see her as much.
3rd Grade: Mrs. Bostwick(as it looks), verrrrry nice as well.
4th Grade: Mrs. Correa (core-A-uh), very nice as well.

6th Grade: My home room teacher was Mrs. Fisher-Alexander. She adopted a boy from Cambodia (One of my long time childhood friends, Stephen, was Cambodian. I think that inspired her. That, and his dad was the school janitor.). That was seven or eight years ago, though, and she has since adopted another boy! She is very nice.
7th grade: I had a history teacher, who went on to be the principal and still is, named Bear. His parents are hippies. His first named was originally Stream but they let him change it, I guess. really nice.

10th & 11th: One of the guys who taught at one of the other high schools I went to is named Larnce. He was really nice.