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Maya & Inka's mommy
12-11-2005, 03:41 AM
First, just try to imagine that you don't have ANY cats at all. :eek:
As our cats do so much for us and are so helpful in the household, you would need help!!
What would you need to buy right away?

An alarm clock!!! Nobody around here would ever know or remember when it is time to give the cats food!! Inka takes care of that by meowing really loud!

A vacuumer to get rid of all the spilt food on the floor

A cloths dryer
My cats love to sit on laundry, and get it dry with their warm bodies

An iron, as Maya usually takes care of doing this

A quality controller. Every one will agree that all grocery bags need to be controlled on bugs and other monsters!!

aw, there must be much more!

12-11-2005, 05:03 AM
Well, I would definitely need warmer blankets on the bed! :eek:

12-11-2005, 05:57 AM
I would definitely need to go buy something for entertainment purposes,

and mouse traps,

and window decorations,

and massagers,

and extra blankets,

and elephants to run through the house to make up for the silence,

and something for the drippy faucet,

and something to help me screen the newspaper, to keep me from reading the parts of it that I shouldn't read,

and............................................... ......... :D

Miss Z
12-11-2005, 05:58 AM
so true, the house would fall apart without Zsa-Zsa!

12-11-2005, 07:06 AM
look how much I need their help. If I did'nt have such wonderful help, I may have to do these jobs all by myself ;)
Grocery bag inspectors:

After I take the food out of the bags, then the actual food quality asssurance testing begins:

Newspaper censorer...to make sure only the important pages are being read:


Comfort quality testing:


and most important....Bath Water Temperature Tester:


;) :)

12-11-2005, 07:17 AM
I'd need:
A therapist that makes house calls.
A doctor that makes house calls.
To hire models to pose for my artwork and photographs ;)
A stair climbing machine to make up for the hundred times a day I run up & down the steps... after them to medicate them... after them to feed them... after them to cuddle them... or to scoop their litterboxes

12-11-2005, 08:21 AM
How cute!

Well, I would need a personal masseuse (sp?) to give me neck and shoulder rubs, since my Grace has me spoiled with her kneading massages! ;)

I guess I would have to wash my arms and legs much better, because Fuzzy Girl usually cleans me over good right now! :p

I guess I would also have to learn to untie my own tennis shoes ... right now the babies take care of that for me too! :D

smokey the elder
12-11-2005, 08:32 AM
I would definitely need extra blankets! :D

12-11-2005, 12:06 PM
I would need to buy paperweights as there would be nothing holding down the endless stacks of paper. :rolleyes:

12-11-2005, 12:13 PM
And bug spray? My kids monitor the house for insects. They also spread their kitty toys all over the floor so Mommy will step on them in the morning, thus making sure she is fully awake and alert.

12-11-2005, 12:25 PM
Life without our kitties?!?! What a terrible thing that would be!! I'd need someone to inspect the grocery bags and protect the house from those dreaded bag mice; extra blankets; a CD or sound track of a purring cat; and someone to greet me at the door when I get in from work.

12-11-2005, 12:41 PM
I would need somene to runup,and cheer me up when I felt blue.
A Food Taster to amke sure everything was cooke thoroughly.
A Duvet,to keep me warm.
And a Family to replace the Love and Companionship that THe Found Cats provide,as they truly have become My Family.

12-11-2005, 02:46 PM
1.A lap warmer...that is the job of Molly, Norton, and Ralph
2.A swipe the food right off that plate(even when you are looking)... Raven's job
3.Someone to knock over the stack of books....that is ALL the cats' job
4.Little elves to climb and remove ornaments from the Christmas tree(this is seasonal work)
5. Dishwasher... all the cats love to lick the dishes clean BEFORE they go in the dishwasher(the dishes not the cats!!)
I think that is all for now....Sandra

12-11-2005, 04:00 PM
I could not even imagine a home without a cat, after over fifty years of cats it's sort of like trying to imagine life without food or water. I'd go completely crazy if I found myself in a catless home. :(

12-11-2005, 04:06 PM
Having a built-in suede hot water bottle during those cold winter nights! :D :D

Having a "dog" without really having a dog. MooShoo LOVES rides in the car, being the center of attention, and is a real people cat.

12-11-2005, 07:14 PM
Gee...I'd need lots of things if my kitties weren't around. Who else could I get to bite my nose in the morning, or trip me on the way to the bathroom, or get into the shower at random times just to say hi...

I love cats!

12-11-2005, 07:48 PM
First, just try to imagine that you don't have ANY cats at all. http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/eek.gif ... What would you need to buy right away? ...

Why, I would run out and GET cats! http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/wink.gif

No one inspects the socks like a cat.


And there is no paper shredder like a cat!


Nobody helps around the house like a cat!