Thursday 129- Why ME???

[RICHARD]

This has been my day, so far.

I was 'rear ended' and almost pullled over...all in the space of 30 minutes.

Some gal tapped my bumper, I gave her a pass and told her that that was our "accident for the year"......FIDO!

A few miles later I pass a Jeep, as I pull ahead I look in the rear view and I see that it has a red light under the grill that goes on and off. No problem.

A mile later the red light goes on, a blue light goes on and the headlights start to flash.

It's an undercover gal........I pull over and she motions me to keep driving.

Try the cigarette lighter, next time.

She hangs back until we get to the stop light..when I get the green arrow to go she rolls her head on the head rest to look at me....I just shook my head and drove on...

The gals I worked with came in to figure out how we are gonna keep work caught up as I take two days off later on....

More drama....


It's straight shots for me today......

[lbaker]

Whatever you're drinking Richard, I'm fixing for you! Name your poison big guy while I play something mellow on the jukebox ~~ any particular requests? FOR MUSIC OR A DRINK YOU BIG SILLY :D

[RICHARD]

Whiskey, neat and I am woman, hear me roar! :confused:

[gini]

Why me? Richard, it is ALWAYS you!!

That was me bumping you - off of the Frapper map. I posted my name and my marker pushed you into the background. Sorry about that!

Here is another drink - now look, try to go easy on those girls in the office.

Laurie - I bet he didn't have any breakfast either - maybe we should rustle up some grub for this boy!

[finn's mom]

That was me bumping you - off of the Frapper map. I posted my name and my marker pushed you into the background. Sorry about that!


Ha ha, same with Mary (mruffruff) and me. I was wondering where my shout out went, I had to click all over Mary's to get mine. Ah, well, Mary's nice, so, I don't mind! :)

I need a drink, too! I just got completely excited because I'm going to attempt to get the money together to go to a convention in December to meet the cast of a show I just discovered and a movie I've just seen twice in the theater. I'm almost a Trekkie. Yikes. So, yeah, I need a downer, quick, before I go over the moon. Jager, straight and cold, for me!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Load me up with cherry vanilla cokes please? And catnip tea for the kids!

I got a letter from Social Security. They are trying to decide whether to do a review on my disability. THEY say, I'll be notified in 90 days. Sure! Last time it took them a year to decided they didn't need me to take a physical exam.
At least if they do, they get to pay for it.

Been trying for days to figure out the new Medicare prescription drug thingy.
DID THEY DELIBERATELY TRY TO MAKE OUR LIVES MORE CONFUSED??? :confused:
IF SO THEY CERTAINLY SUCCEEDED!!!

ONION RINGS!!!! I NEED ONION RINGS!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF ONION RINGS!!! :D

[christa]

I think this has just been an all around bad day.

I've been going around all day with people that *think* they're superior to me . . . just because they're men & twice my age.

How hard is it to believe that I can be a professional and successful at the age of 24??? People still treat me like I'm in high school and that this small business that I own & operate is just a class project that I do in my spare time.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I need something . . . something strong . . . but preferablly fruity. :D

A *red headed slut* sounds good about now!

[RedHedd]

A *red headed slut* sounds good about now! Careful there .... You talkin' about me? :D

I'll take a Diet Snapple peach iced tea and some of those onion rings - yumm!

[RICHARD]

I think this has just been an all around bad day.

I've been going around all day with people that *think* they're superior to me . . . just because they're men & twice my age.

How hard is it to believe that I can be a professional and successful at the age of 24??? People still treat me like I'm in high school and that this small business that I own & operate is just a class project that I do in my spare time.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I need something . . . something strong . . . but preferablly fruity. :D

A *red headed slut* sounds good about now!

INGREDIENTS:

Jägermeister
Peach schnapps &
Cranberry juice
OR
Crown Royal
Chambord &
Southern Comfort
PREPARATION:

Shake equal parts over ice. Strain into a chilled cocktail, pony or shot glass.DONE!

Don't worry about it, they probably didn't start their businsesses until they were 40, and they are bitter about it.... ;)


FM,

A jager cold and neat....DONE!

MOFF,
remember, the government moves in strange and slow ways....

CVC, CNT and an order of onion rings.
Done.


Gini,

Thanks for reminding me about breakfast-One day I stopped for a breakfast burrito. I was chowing down while I drove when I felt a buring sensation on my chest.

I had molten cheese oozing down the front of my shirt. :eek:

[christa]

Jägermeister
Peach schnapps &
Cranberry juice


PERFECT! Thanks. Keep 'em coming, LOL . . . It really HAS been a rough day.

[finn's mom]

PERFECT! Thanks. Keep 'em coming, LOL . . . It really HAS been a rough day.


Red headed sluts are one of my favorites, if I'm drinking those fruity shots. Yum. :)

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Jägermeister
Peach schnapps &
Cranberry juice ??? :eek:

Basically transcribed that means black licorice, peach and cranberry? Hmm....I think I'll take the other version of the red headed slut....no, not you Redhedd, but I'd be glad partake with you while you enjoy your diet peach Snapple. ;) That used to be Terry's all time favorite drink - the Snapple that is....gee, I just seem to be digging myself in deeper here.... :rolleyes:

Amazingly the boss was here ALL day today, but it wasn't bad at all. He stuck to himself in his office and left me alone. I can deal with that. :cool:

[trayi52]

Give me something strong today, no not coffee! I want alcoholic, so make it strong.

Sorry your day has not went well, Richard, maybe it will get better.

Hope everybody else is doing okay today.

Willie :)

[gini]

Richard - you aren't supposed to eat and drive you duffus :eek: :eek:

Could I please have a good old rum and coke with a slice of lime.
Do you have dark rum by chance? Purser's would be excellent!

[Karen]

Was having this discussion with the produce guy at Whole Foods last night - (when you own a bunny, the produce guys become your friends). Some days are much longer than 24 hours long. Richard, your day sounds like it has been at least a day-and-a-half long already!

Been having one of those kinda days myself!

For no good reason other than I deserve one, strawberry frappe for me, please! Does this bar "do" ice cream drinks? ;)

Some days, we decided, also have many fewer than 24 hours in them. Perhaps in the end they balance out!

[RICHARD]

For no good reason other than I deserve one, strawberry frappe for me, please! Does this bar "do" ice cream drinks? ;)

Some days, we decided, also have many fewer than 24 hours in them. Perhaps in the end they balance out!

Of course we do ice cream drinks!
I heard this Brain Teaser once....What day is the shortest day of your life?

The day you go to the RB....I'll take a 28 hour day ANY day of the week...

One strawberry frappe! DONE!

[RICHARD]

Richard - you aren't supposed to eat and drive you duffus :eek: :eek:

Could I please have a good old rum and coke with a slice of lime.
Do you have dark rum by chance? Purser's would be excellent!

How can I deny someone who tells it like it is!!!

Rum and Coke? DONE!


Tray,

Wanna join me in a straight whiskey????

DONE?


T&P,

LOLOLOL, join the crowd....I open my mouth and...oh well......


The OTHER RHS.....DONE!

FM,
NOw you have really got my interest up......Red headed slut....
RHS? DONE!

Christa.

Here's a refill!!

DONE!

[trayi52]

Richard, straight whiskey sounds great. I have always loved the taste of whiskey.

Willie :)

[Van10]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's a red headed slut?
Sounds interesting, but I think I'll stick with a sex-on-the-beach for now. ;) :p

[captain]

Red Headed Slut for me please ....................

Nope not a red head , and nope, not a .......

But I will have one anyway!!!!! :D

Cheers
The Bouncer at the Door

[Lady's Human]

Richard,

I think your boss is definitely headed for postal management, so I can sympathize. As far as the drive in goes, I think the worst drive in I ever had was getting pulled over at 4 am for exceeding the speed limit by a considerable amount, I'll leave the details out of this (if you want to know PM me), but let's just say I was considerably later for work than I expected.

Soooooo

Join me in a couple shots of Old Bushmills? Good Irish whiskey warms the heart, and it makes great Irish coffee to boot.

[Uabassoon]

Pass me a drink!

Friday I'm headed off to Albuquerque to play a rugby tournament for lots of fun, drinking and maybe a black eye or two.

This is the year we are finally going to beat the Air Force women's team, I can feel it!

http://members.tripod.com/~AbqRugby/highdirt.html

[lbaker]

I would venture to say there's more than one head hurtin' this morning ;) What we need is some easy on the tummy food to absorb all that booze!! Well, maybe some food - with some hair of the dog that bit you of course. Bloody's sound good this morning. The T juice or V-8 juice has vitamins too. Speaking of Bloody's - I had best give Slick a call this morning. Don't we miss her?!! I certainly do. hmmm, food. SOS on homemade biscuits? Sticks to the ribs doncha know. Come on Mario, let's air this place out and get a fresh breeze wafting through. mmmm-GUD boy ;)

[trayi52]

Hey, are we the only ones here? Is Mario being a good boy this morning? Laurie, I think a good cup of coffee sounds good this morning, want some?

Willie :)

[lbaker]

Sounds great Willie, yeah.. Mario's a bit hungover too I'm afraid but he's putting up a brave front ;) The fresh air is helping. I don't mind the booze while I'm drinking but I hate the leftover smell of alcohol in the morning ~ YUCKY! Biscuits and baked apples with cinnamon will add a lovely touch I think. Good coffee Willie! *care for a shot of Bailey's in it?*

[trayi52]

Would love it, Laurie, give me a shot. Still got to go for a walk this morning, I get so restless, I just start walking from one end of this darn trailer to the other end! So I might as well do my walking outside, so I don't disturb my sleeping husband in his recliner!

Willie :)

[moosmom]

RICHARD,

Did you go home and change your underwear after that little episode?? LOL!! One thing they taught us in the Auxiliary State Police is...be careful ,cuz you never know who you're talking to, or calling "FIDO" or flipping off. You just proved their theory!

Give this man a TRIPLE!!! Make mine a double cherry vodka. I'm sick of packing!!!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Biscuits and baked apples with cinnamon....mmmmm.....gosh Laurie, you come up with the best breakfasts! Now if only Slick were here and we could add some Baileys to our coffee......yep, sure do miss her.....

What's the matter Mario? Oh, you're sad that Slick has been gone too and want to offer her some of your cherries? Awww....what a sweet boy you are.

Tray, I'll go for a walk with you! I heard there was a really nice creek down behind Thursdays, but I've never had a chance to check it out. Care for a little morning hike? We can put our coffee in one of those "bladder" thingys that hikers use with a tube going right to our mouths. Infused coffee....that aughta get us going. ;) This will really perk up our appetites too so we can really devour those biscuits and baked apples with cinnamon when we get back.

[RICHARD]

I swear to george.

I cannot sit by and NOT tell you all...

I GOT PULLED OVER THIS MORNING!

Burbank's finest.

Speeding- 7 miles over, upside down registration sticker, 'ticking' the center line and a hangy thing hanging from the rear view mirror.

No ticket. Just the regulation hassle...

That means I am going to jail tomorrow...

I do have a witness to this, my nephew, so If you think I am kidding!!! :eek:

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Tray,

Let's get hammered.

DONE!

Hi Van.

Welcome to our insanity.

We have to card you (I know, I know, but those are the rules!) And the price of membership is one clean joke!!

One S on the B....DONE! Don't our joke!


Cap't.

One RHS for you...

I'd never make fun of the bouncer.....trust me!


LH,

I was an Honorary Ossifer in my neighborhood. Just Kidding...
Join you? Bushmills??? you got it...DONE!!

UA,

Luck to you and a RHS?

DONE!

LAURIE,
I stopped for biscuits and gravy from the cafe, I'll share with everyone...

Hi Tray,
It's been a quiet week, there is something in the air.....

Cafe? Done....

Mario,
Wanna a cherry?

DONE!


MM,
I swear that I wasn't doing anything at all... I know, hard to believe coming from me....This morning I was going a little fast but the cop was just breaking my batonga wongas. Burbank police are notorious for being RIGHT all the time. Who am I to argue??

Double Cherry Vodka? DONE!

T&P,

I'd go for that walk with you but I fear the Park Rangers are out and about!

COffee??? DONE!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I'm having an orange day today:
I have an orange top on, my orange maple tree rained leaves all over the yard last night, so outdoors is beautiful orange too, there was an orange envelope in my mail (one of my aunt's sent me a halloween card), I'm making veggie soup that has orange baby carrots in it!!!! Yep! Fall is here!!!
YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, I need something orange to drink. Got any orange Nehi soda???
Of course, some more orange onion rings too go with it!

Yes, Mario, you can try my orange Nehi soda. Bet you'll like it. If you do, I'll buy you one of your own.
:D

[moosmom]

Hey Mario,

Got any macadamia nuts I can munch on?? I'm a little hungry from all this packing. ;)

[Corinna]

Richard did some one put a police magnet on your car? Glad to be home I enjoyed my trip but its good to be home even the lady dog was excited to see me . See usually just looks at me this time se squealed andjumped allover. weird Where is Slick? I hope she's not working this hard to miss Thursday.
I'll take a hot cocoa it is getting chilly out here.

[gini]

A chartered flight has been reserved so that we can all fly to Canada and get Slick!

Please make your reservations A.S.A.P. - this flight is bound to fill up rapidly!

Richard - could I please have you stock the bar on the plane?
Thanks - and why don't you take a few days off - give the police a break for a day or two. :D :D

[RICHARD]

A chartered flight has been reserved so that we can all fly to Canada and get Slick!

Please make your reservations A.S.A.P. - this flight is bound to fill up rapidly!

Richard - could I please have you stock the bar on the plane?
Thanks - and why don't you take a few days off - give the police a break for a day or two. :D :D
.

Yes I am taking a few off to chill out...I was a little nervous about a meeting with the bosses....

LOLOLOLOL,

I do rock.......


MOFF,
Two Orange Nehis and Orange onion rings!! DONE!

MM,

Macadamia nuts?

Done....Yes, here's a package for you Mario!

Corrina, something happened!! it may have to do with magnets!!!

glad to see you are back!

[Corinna]

Thanks glad to be home.
It looks like we maybe getting snow soon.

[trayi52]

Snow!? Whats that? We hardly ever get any of that stuff! It was in the 80s here today, though it is supposed to get down in the 40s in the next few nights.

I'm thirsty, recommend something to quench my thirst. Perhaps a beer for me and my sweet buddy, Mario?

Willie :)

[Corinna]

Ours usually starts on Halloween its funny to see fairies with long johns on under the costume.

[gini]

I always think of Willie and Mario with such fondness. Isn't it wonderful that she lets us babysit Mario so often? That boy sure does love his cherries!

It's late - no drink, thanks - just dropped in to say hi - before calling it a night.

[lbaker]

".. fairies with long johns.." *oh puleeease don't let me go there* :p Let's ask Willie to allow Mario to fly to Canada with us. He's always good for a few free beers from the attendents! Oh wait, we are the attendents. Well heck, let's bring him along anyway. Slick would never say no to Mario - hee hee Hey, we haven't heard from Catland recently either but I hear someone from Oregon won the $340 mill Oh JUUUUULIE? Are you & Byron in Bali Bali or someplace :eek:

[Oggyflute]

G'day everyone, :)
The end of the week, and I need another Guiness. On account that the last three have gone down exceptionally well.
*ducks* Not sure that giving Mario nuts is a good idea, there a tad harder than cherries. :D

[trayi52]

Hey, you know Mario, he goes where he wants to go! Can I go to Canada too? I want to find out what Slick is doing too, and besides I have never been to Canada.

Willie :)

[gini]

Willie - of course you can fly with us to Canada.

I just emailed Slick and told her that if she won't come to Thursdays........
we are bringing Thursdays to her.

Pretty sad when we have to beg her for Baileys isn't it? :D

[lbaker]

Hey Slick!

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not shout
We're telling you why
PET TALK-ERS ARE COMING TO TOWN!!! :eek: :D

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Oh, oh, me, me...I wanna go to Canada by Slick too!!! Coffee is just no good without Baileys. :(

Should be a good time to go to Canada. I'm thinking maybe it's peak season for fall colors? I've got my bags packed and ready to go. When do we leave? :)

[RICHARD]

Hi everyone.


Tray and Mario,
Two beers, DONE!

Oggy,

Hey where ya been?

One Guiness?

DONE!

I'll put out some coffee and Bailey's for the rest of you..

How's about some donuts, for this morning???

DONE!

[Lady's Human]

Okay, for everyone in the bar who misses Slick's bailey's, I'll quit bogarting and bring mine from my personal stash.

If thursday's goes to canada, you'll have to stop by and say hello, we're only about 200 miles south of montreal. I'm not going to Canada again, I don't mind the mounties, it's the US border customs I always wind up having problems with.

(Okay, office, I'm driving a big camoflage colored truck with US Army all over it, I'm carrying US Army equipment, and I'm dressed in this funny camoflage suit, and you're saying you need PROOF OF MY CITIZENSHIP??????????)

On that note, never, ever argue with customs agents. :D

[slick]

**sneaks in.....grabs a double BM.....sneaks out**

[gini]

**sneaks in.....grabs a double BM.....sneaks out**I SAW THAT!!!

[Kfamr]

You know what's really good, from what i've discovered at work - coffee with Chick-fil-A's Icedream in it. :eek: :eek:



Gini, I love your signature.... i'm part of a dog sandwhich with a triple side of dog. ;) :p

It's Sunday but can I still order my virgin slushy? And just wondering if there are any canine versions of the catnip tea? ;)

[Cinder & Smoke]

... Should be a good time to go to Canada...
When do we leave? :)

:confused:

Hey Deb ~
YOU'RE the one with the Rollin Howze parked in the back yard!

Borrow Terry's Bus Driver Hat, toss PeaNutter & CJ in, fire it up,
and we'll be waitin on the corner!

Canada, here we come!

:D

[moosmom]

Whip me up a hot toddie!! There's no heat in my building and it's freezing in here!!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

**sneaks in.....grabs a double BM.....sneaks out**
I SAW THAT TOO!!! :D

Be warned we are coming to get you and bring you back to Thursdays!!
Some of us may come by air!!!
Some of us may come by land!!!
Some of us may come by sea!!!
But back to Thursdays your bum will BE!!! :eek: ;) :D
(or Mario will give you cherry flavored monkey kisses until you come back!!!) :eek: :D