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Jadapit
10-06-2005, 09:16 AM
Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home alone when he hears a.......


BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP... behind him.

Walking faster he looks back,
and makes out the image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle
of the street towards him




BUMP...


BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home,
the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...


faster...

faster...

BUMP...

BUMP....

BUMP.

He runs up to his door,
fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his
door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...



clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on the heels of the terrified man....
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,
the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. .

With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the
door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for
something heavy, anything ...

his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of
ROBITUSSIN .


Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as
hard as he can at the apparition,






and...



the coffin stops. :p
just me
10-06-2005, 09:19 AM
:D Ha, Ha, Ha. :D
That was cute.
anna_66
10-06-2005, 09:47 AM
LOL! Cute!
Almita
10-06-2005, 09:50 AM
haha that's cute! :D
catnapper
10-06-2005, 09:51 AM
LOL! I wasn't expecting that..... but on a side note, I sure could use some Robitussin right now (and a fresh box of tissues)
lvpets2002
10-06-2005, 09:54 AM
:D How so funny & yup had me going & then LOL
shutterbug0303
10-06-2005, 11:00 AM
hahahaha CORNY! I loved it Donna! ;)
vinjashira
10-06-2005, 02:27 PM
that is quite funny actually http://www.taylormarsh.com/emoticons/animated/smiley_laughing.gif
buckner
10-06-2005, 03:53 PM
LOL, I wasn't expecting that all. Wonderful joke, corny or not.
Flatcoatluver
10-06-2005, 05:56 PM
lol i like that one!
bluekat
10-06-2005, 06:02 PM
hah I love corny jokes :p :D
animal_rescue
10-06-2005, 06:03 PM
Have to admit that one went over my head, I don't get it! :p
Jadapit
10-06-2005, 06:06 PM
Have to admit that one went over my head, I don't get it! :p

Robitussin is something you can take when you have a cold, it helps you to stop coughing. So when the guy threw the robitussin at the coffin, it stopped. :p
DJFyrewolf36
10-06-2005, 06:16 PM
LOL Thanks for the laugh!! :D That was great!
chocolatepuppy
10-06-2005, 09:06 PM
Too cute! :D