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Edwina's Secretary
09-26-2005, 12:36 PM
Dear PetTalkers,
Eddie would like to say he is astonished that any of his PetTalk friends would suggest he might harm little Jiminy Cricket. Oh sure, some of you remember that horrific incident with the rather high-strung Mr. Chips...the chipmunk.
No one was more surprised than Eddie when Mr Chips (over)reacted to Eddie's exuberant greeting with a fatal heart attack.
It was an unfortunate accident that continues to cause Eddie moments of sleeplessness...:rolleyes: alright not many but still....
It has affected Eddie's ability to establish new relationships, and in fact Jiminy....who was really rather boring....hoped off to greener pastures....north....in the general direction of LA where Eddie suggested he look up Annie for a good time.
In brotherly love,
Eddie
/es/
Karen
09-26-2005, 12:43 PM
Oh Ediie, sweetie, *I* knew you'd never hurt Jiminy! Someone oughta get you a copy of the old children's book "Ferdinand the Bull," somehow you remind me of him! :)
Barbara
09-26-2005, 12:48 PM
Dear Secretary, I admit I suggested in earlier posts that you may not be agood PR agent for your furries.
I will never again say that. In contrary- I think you would be a purrfect PR agent for anyone in major politics - how about GWB- as you always let your clients stand there very nicely and beautifully:D
kuhio98
09-26-2005, 12:54 PM
Eddie ~ I'm ashamed of myself for doubting your inquisitive, yet friendly, nature. Perhaps if you ever visit Alaska, you could give etiquette lessons to Halo and Pepper? Their interaction with "the locals" does not normally lead to a long lasting friendship. :(
momoffuzzyfaces
09-26-2005, 01:03 PM
Ah, Eddie, we all know you are a big softie at heart! And would never hurt a fly, er hopper! :D
Cataholic
09-26-2005, 02:34 PM
Eddie,
If you can just hold on a few years, I **might** be able to get a license to practice law in CA. I will be able to properly defend these character assinations. In the meantime, just keep your head up (and mouth closed), and things will get better!
LoudLou
09-26-2005, 04:40 PM
Eddie-
We knew you would listen to Jiminy... Let your conscience be your guide... as for Mr. Chips... It WAS NOT your fault!
_ The Beans
lizbud
09-26-2005, 05:20 PM
Oh, so sorry Eddie.:o I judged you by my boy kitties. They do
not play nice with crickets or other hoppy insects.:D
CalliesMom
09-26-2005, 06:02 PM
LOL :D Eddie knows he wanted to eat it, but meowmie was watching...and he didn't want to look like a bad boy. ;)
catmandu
09-27-2005, 07:19 AM
MY CATS,WHEN I WAS YOUNG,WERE GREAT HUNTERS,THEY WOULD CATCH MICE,BIRDS,INSECTS,AND THE OCCASIONAL RABBBIT.
I REMEMBER AN INCIDENT,WHERE CATS,ON THE NEXT STREET,KILLED A YOUNG PUPPY,IN HIS YARD.
LOTS,OF UPSET PEOPLE,ON THAT ONE.
BUT EDDIE,UNLIKE PREDATORS MICHAEL,AND PRINCESS,IS SUCH A GENTLE CAT,A MARSHMELLOW KITTY,A GOOD SAMARATIN,IN FUR. MY PRINCESS,JUST LOVES HIM.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/catmandu/Picture785.jpg
...Eddiiie! I'm sure you meant no harm! :eek: How are you these days? And how's Edwina? It is so nice to hear from you again... :) :)
Lots of love,
Sus and the Bellacat
Well, Eddie, I am so happy to hear that you have sent Jiminy up to Los Angeles "for a good time".
Annie has returned this kind favor by sending her lizard on its way to you for a visit. However, I wasn't able to check his condition before he left.
When Annie found him, she wanted to keep him - and looked around for her "pocket" - once she realized she didn't have one - she just carried him around in her mouth:eek: :eek:
Barbara
09-27-2005, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by Cataholic
just keep your head up (and mouth closed), and things will get better!
I know that's what lawyers tell you all the time- did you think he should keep it closed WITH hopper inside or without:D :p
Ally Cat's Mommy
09-27-2005, 02:00 PM
Dearest Eddie,
Always remember that you are INNOCENT until proven guilty!!!!
Scritchies to you and HH:D
Vio&Juni
09-27-2005, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Barbara
I know that's what lawyers tell you all the time- did you think he should keep it closed WITH hopper inside or without:D :p
:D :D :D Barbara, that was funny!
Tubby & Peanut's Mom
09-27-2005, 04:52 PM
Eddie, we all know what a gentle soul you are. I believe the only thing you would ever harm intentionally is that durn screen door! ;) :D
RICHARD
09-27-2005, 05:55 PM
Thanks for checking in Eddie.
I was dreading the drive down the 5 freeway to your side of town...
Good to see you back.
Oh Richard - you just don't like washing cars!!:D :D :D
Killearn Kitties
10-01-2005, 12:40 PM
Eddie, darling! How wonderful to hear from you on my return from holiday and to see your adorable self in your other thread. Strangely enough, while I was away I saw the most adorable black kitten playing and pouncing on what I was a leaf, but turned out to be a cricket. Sadly the poor kitten was not as gentlemanly as yourself and that poor little cricket is no more. :(
Please tell Edwina that she looks ravishing in her latest photo!
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