Angels3
03-15-2002, 09:57 PM
Just some dog thoughts.
Marie
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went."
- Will Rogers
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
made"
- M. Facklam
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue."
- Anonymous
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current
events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper,containing all kinds of
late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are
often continued into the next yard."
- Dave Barry
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
- Franklin P. Jones
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
- Unknown
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water
bowl."
- Penny Ward Moser
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult."
- Rita Rudner
:)
Marie
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went."
- Will Rogers
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
made"
- M. Facklam
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue."
- Anonymous
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current
events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper,containing all kinds of
late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are
often continued into the next yard."
- Dave Barry
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
- Franklin P. Jones
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
- Unknown
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water
bowl."
- Penny Ward Moser
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult."
- Rita Rudner
:)