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RICHARD
08-28-2005, 06:50 AM
you must do the time...

Cow jailed in Colombia

A cow has been put in prison after it was blamed for a road accident in Colombia.

The cow was wandering along a road in Giron when was hit by a woman on a motorcycle.

The woman was not badly hurt but police decided the cow was a danger and 'arrested' it.

Officers were unable to find out who owns the cow and are keeping it in the town's prison.

A police spokesman said: "If it was a person who caused the accident, he or she would be behind bars, so why not a cow?"

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The woman was not badly hurt but police decided the cow was a danger and 'arrested' it.

If the cops had beat the cow up for causing the accident would they have claimed they were tenderizing the beef...

How can you get a cow to pay for the accident?

You can't get blood from a turnip.

But, you can get milk...

Forget it....:rolleyes:

mugsy
08-28-2005, 08:55 AM
Wow! Those cops are a special kind of stupid......

Kind of a scary precedent to set though if you get down to it...

Poor cow. I would go claim it, but, it would be somewhat of a hike. ;)

momoffuzzyfaces
08-28-2005, 10:37 AM
HMMMMM? Maybe they just have lots of BBQ sauce! ;)

gini
08-28-2005, 11:05 AM
That is a very mooooving story, Richard!

AbbyMom
08-28-2005, 11:26 AM
Udderly ridiculous.

(Someone had to say it...why not me?:D )

gemini9961
08-28-2005, 11:56 AM
:eek: Wow the intelligence of some astounds me.

DJFyrewolf36
08-29-2005, 11:14 AM
Wow...at least maybe the cow will serve as an example to others...

Stay behind the fences! Don't be a bovine delinquent!!

LaRana
08-29-2005, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by gemini9961
:eek: Wow the intelligence of some astounds me.

Or lack thereof ;)