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RICHARD
08-20-2005, 04:46 PM
HA HA,

Made you look.


This thread is called Whores or Media Darlings?

Here's a letter from Edwina's Secretary, it says.....
"Exactly what is a media whore?"

‘Ah, media whore??????????’

It’s not a computer programmer trading sex for floppies or hard drives!!

Ba dump….

A media whore is someone who cannot pass up the opportunity to appear on any television program
for exposure-or the chance to hear themselves talk…

The most annoying example are the folks who are constantly looking away to see how they look like on the monitors in the studio.

Let’s break it down …Some MW’s look for attenion, some happen to be in the proverbial wrong place at the wrong time, Some aren’t, do not want to be and some are MW’s for a great cause

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Media Whores of the last Year or Two.

Paris Hilton, Drop the “media”, please ? Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity Any Reality show contestant that shows up in more than one show. That Amorosa Broad! Micheal Moore-I think that he is really too dense to realize that he’s a MW……The Mother of the Year……MS Sheehan….GLORIA ALLRED- Someone please tell her that she can get her neck fixed-Those turtleneck sweaters in July bug me to no end. Dr Laura, she posed for nude photos, let her mother die estranged from her and now has a one woman play in the works. How dare anyone suggest she share a spotlight????
But she still promotes, "Do as I say, not as I do...."

Snicker, snicker...

Nominate your own for this category.
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Kinda Media whores.
These are the people who are media stars but get overexposed for some strange reason!


Martha Stewart, and any rapper that is shot, killed or shoots a gun at someone else. Any star who kills, rapes or crashes a car into a phone pole.

This category only applies when there is a statement from the star or a lawyer that mentions, “I/my client is innocent”

Nominate your own for this category.
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Not Media Whores.
People who are thrust into the spotlight and back out gracefully, or have no qualms about being photographed while mowing the lawn. The kind of people who tell the reporters-GET LOST!

Pvt. Jessica Lynch. and Jenny Wilbanks. These two gals were thrust into the spotlight for different reasons all together...

They both used up the 15 minutes Andy Warhol bestowed on them gracefully, and with the exception of a few updates they have avoided the spotlight....

Thanks ladies!!

Nominate your own for this category.

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Media Whores for a good cause.

Hey, you cannot blame these people whoring for a great cause.

Lance Armstrong, Chris Reeves,. Michael J. Fox, Montel Williams…

These guys all have some kind of ailment that god chose to give them. They are using their time, voices and names for a good cause. Keeping themselves and other alive and well….

You have to give them credit...

Nominate your own for this category.

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Then you have the People That Can Show Up On Your Door Step and Media Whore ALL THEY WANT!

I’ll just mention a few of MY favorites and leave you all to
"Nominate your own for this category."

Nigella Lawson- Any woman that can cook , and use the terms, milliliter, grams and smush with that accent can rattle my crock pot any day of the week.

Catherine Zeta Jones…….Whoa, there’s that accent thing going again!!!!!

Diane Lane- HUBBA FRICKING HUBBA... let me catch my breath!
Yummy, in a Nigella kinda way!!!!

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I may have bypassed a few- If you’d like to nominate your favorites. I’ll most likely agreee so don’t get crazy...


Remember,
My media whore isn't the same as yours.;)

jesse_3
08-22-2005, 11:59 PM
LMAO!!!!!! That is great, I thought that it would be something about Bush;)

Steph and Jes

DJFyrewolf36
08-23-2005, 06:48 PM
I hate media whores...Opera is the friggen WORST of them all in my opinion. I swear she could go on TV and say "Ok, everyone, light yourself on fire" and people would do it.

Why do people worship her?

I also hate any musician who has a "comeback" tour when they are so old and spun out that they can hardly walk. Or musicians who go on comercials for shoddy products...

Would those be concidered Media Whores too?

RICHARD
08-23-2005, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by DJFyrewolf36

Would those be concidered Media Whores too?

Is money involved???:D ;) :confused:

DJFyrewolf36
08-24-2005, 03:54 PM
Yes, lots of it. :p

And do you know why people worship Opra? I worked in a magazine distribution werhouse once, and I packed so many friggen O magazines...in one day we shipped out at least 5,000 copies...pallet upon pallet went through. And these magazines aren't light...and they come in bundles of 30...

And the ink is poisionus if you handle it long enough

catland
08-24-2005, 06:13 PM
arghh - Jesse Jackson. His most recent examples have to do with being present for the Michael Jackson trial and the Terri Schiavo media circus. If there are more than a dozen cameras present, the man is booking a flight to that city.:rolleyes:


on a more sci-fi geek/retro tv category, I nominate Richard Hatch (the original Starbucks on the original Battlestar Gallactica).

When word came out of the creation of a new series, he bashed the idea - until they offered him the part of one of the bad guys - now he raves on what a great show it is.:D


Really annoying (don't know if this is media whoring or not) - anything to do with Ben&Jen, or Brad&Jen, or Brad&Angelina, or Angelina&baby, or Ben&JenII, or Britney's baby shower..

DJFyrewolf36
08-24-2005, 06:39 PM
Amen Catland! On this morning radio show I listen to, they always refer to celeb couples by bashing thier names together like Bennifer, Bradjalina, Tomkat etc. Its actually really funny :D

I agree about the Jessie Jackson thing too.

RICHARD
08-27-2005, 12:10 PM
The Rev Al Sharpton.


DID I FORGET TO MENTION NANCY GRACE????

I can't stand her posturing and facial expressions....

WHen she ends her program she says, "Goodbye friend..."


I'd rather have a .357 lollipop that to be her friend.

RICHARD
08-30-2005, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by RICHARD

Martha Stewart, and any rapper that is shot, killed or shoots a gun at someone else.



:eek:

NoahsMommy
08-30-2005, 08:11 AM
People That Can Show Up On Your Door Step and Media Whore ALL THEY WANT!

I nominate, Johnny Depp!! YUMMY!!! ;)

RICHARD
09-02-2005, 06:59 PM
Well,

The Revs Al and Jesse should be showing up in a week or two in the deep South to tell the people that GOD will care for them, to blast the Government and pose for the cameras..


I guess the only time you get them to come around is after you have shot someone and get your arse kicked after a high speed police chase......

"We are here to ask the community for calm...."


LOLOLOLOLOLOL

RICHARD
09-06-2005, 07:23 PM
Another Media Whore is born....

Dr Phil!!!


"You mean to tell me that YOU couldn't get off your butt and evacuate yourself?

It is your fault that you were caught in Katrina, a motivated person would have evacuated themselves as soon as they heard the word!

Why are you crying? YOU SURVIVED...."

No, Dr Phil DID NOT SAY THAT....I was just thinking if the Philster yells at people with problems, how would he treat people with REAL problems?:confused: :rolleyes:

RICHARD
09-07-2005, 02:33 AM
Please god.


Give Greta van Sustren laryngitis for a month.


What an obnoxious broad.

She just asked a NG soldier about who is gonna clean up the crap, dead bodies and al the trash.....


When they did her facelift they pulled the common sense outta that pointed head of hers.

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Warning to the rest of the world.

The characters you see on the American news channels are not real people.

They are merely non human entities that show up on the tube.

RICHARD
09-08-2005, 05:21 PM
More mediawhoredom.




Nancy Pelosi (D) of Cailfornia, The state senator has refused to participate in the hearings regarding the disaster unless the members are 'Independent', independent of what???

Everyone's got an agenda.

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Retired Media Whore.

The Mom of Natalee Holloway has come back from Aruba.

Since there is no more media coverage about her daughter there was no reason for her to stay....Of course going home to be with your family during a natural disaster might have had something to do with it.

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Oprah.

Will someone please stuck a sock in it??

Another Media whore.
Just write a check and spare us the film clips for your show.

"All these poor people can increase the ratings of my show..."


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Any AH that I see has made a donation of their money.

I still don't like Steve Spielberg...A million five, that's it??

Sean Penn, Dude, wading in dirty water ain't penance.

IF I see that you made the ticker at the bottom of the news channel for making a donation you can rest assured anything you do will not be seen, bought or patronized.

IT's all a tax writeoff anyway.

Lady's Human
09-16-2005, 04:58 PM
A media whore who just won't go away......

Ms. Sheehan, go away


I don't care if a human being is black, brown, white, yellow or pink. I don't care if a human being is Christian, Muslim, Jew, Buddhist, or pagan. I don't care what flag a person salutes: if a human being is hungry, then it is up to another human being to feed him/her. George Bush needs to stop talking, admit the mistakes of his all around failed administration, pull our troops out of occupied New Orleans and Iraq, and excuse his self from power. The only way America will become more secure is if we have a new administration that cares about Americans even if they don't fall into the top two percent of the wealthiest.

pull our troops out of occupied New Orleans :rolleyes:



Did I miss something here, or was the US screaming for the troops to go in and assist in New Orleans?

:rolleyes:

wolflady
09-16-2005, 06:04 PM
Is anyone else sick of Tom Cruise and Katie Holms??!! :p

I can't stand Paris Hilton...Ugh! :rolleyes:

RICHARD
09-21-2005, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by Lady's Human
A media whore who just won't go away......





I had heard about her statement....

The MW that snuck outta the woodwork was that Elijah Muhammad? Leader of the Nation of Islam.

"GWB sent frogmen to blow up the levee to kill black people."

If I was a Muslim I'd propose a fatwah on his arse just for being stupid.

:D

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Wolflady,

You are just jealous that you couldn't introduce a 'fad statement' using the biggest words in your vocabulary.....


"that's HOT...."



:p ;) :D

lvpets2002
09-21-2005, 11:50 AM
:o You all are venting today & Richard you are so bad.. But I do love reading you Threads:D ..

RICHARD
09-21-2005, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by lvpets2002
:o You all are venting today & Richard you are so bad.. But I do love reading you Threads:D ..

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WAKE UP CRANKY?:rolleyes: ;)

carole
09-29-2005, 06:20 PM
I think Oprah is a wonderful genuine person, very generous and caring, I certainly do not worship her, but I do admire her.

Lady's Human
10-19-2005, 04:08 PM
http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=46919


While it's amusing when the right or the left eat their own in an effort to stay in the news, It's sad that this woman is still in the public eye. :rolleyes:

RICHARD
10-19-2005, 04:39 PM
It's sad that this woman is still in the public eye. :rolleyes:


This is the kind of person who will not be satisfied with anything anyone says to her and her 'handlers' are playing her for what it's worth.

They set her up for a meeting with prominent politicians and she trashes them after.


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And Bush Limbaugh follows up by hinting that, "something's going to happen to this woman".


Maybe Hillary will have her hit in the head with a lamp???? :eek: :confused: :D

Lady's Human
10-19-2005, 05:08 PM
Maybe Hillary still has the ashtray she threw at her husband in the white house? :D

Van10
10-19-2005, 07:02 PM
pull our troops out of occupied New Orleans :rolleyes:

Did I miss something here, or was the US screaming for the troops to go in and assist in New Orleans?

:rolleyes:

DUH! :rolleyes: Sounds brain dead to me!

Van10
10-19-2005, 08:41 PM
I'm so fed up with Tom & Katie as well. GET A ROOM! :rolleyes: