RICHARD
08-15-2005, 10:51 PM
:D
My mom says,
There is no valor like the valor of a stupid person.
And that saying does apply to animals too!
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Earlier in the evening I heard a BOOM on the screen door and then noticed the Edster running back and forth, Screen door, window, screen door window....
I passed it off as the stray cat.......famous for coming to visit at strange hours and causing bedlam in my household...I noticed that Ed perched himself on the back of the recliner, next to the door.
He rarely does that so something must be up..
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I go to sleep, sound sleep, deep sleep, sleeping like a baby.
Last night about 2:30 I was awaken by the pitty patter of .....
RAIN...
It's freaking raining and MY offical NFL television is on the patio, without cover.....
Funny how things pop into your head in two seconds flat...
I run out side and get everything under cover.....I come back into the house and the Edster is tripping..... He remembers rain....he's taking it all in....
I climb back into bed and the clock radio goes BZZZZZZZT and then KA BOOM......RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE.....
The Edster has jumped down to the floor and is looking over his shoulder at the thunder monster...
About 20 seconds later.....
Jumping cat......
Flash!
Ed splits and I start to LMAO....It's a gas, gas, gas....
He's under the bed and the storm is getting louder....I call Ed.
Ed stays hidden.....so I took awalk outside.....
I go to my mom's house for a few minutes and then come back home.....no Ed, he's still hiding...
I climbed back into bed and went to sleep...
I woke up a few hours later and Ed was back on the back of the recliner as if nothing happened....
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I guess it's too late to change Ed's name to Mick Jagger.
But he showed me some common sense....I came back from outdoors soaking wet..I had to toss off the shorts and shirt...
Maybe next time I'll hang out with Jumping Cat Flash......
It's alot drier under the bed...
:rolleyes:
My mom says,
There is no valor like the valor of a stupid person.
And that saying does apply to animals too!
______________________________
Earlier in the evening I heard a BOOM on the screen door and then noticed the Edster running back and forth, Screen door, window, screen door window....
I passed it off as the stray cat.......famous for coming to visit at strange hours and causing bedlam in my household...I noticed that Ed perched himself on the back of the recliner, next to the door.
He rarely does that so something must be up..
----------------------------------------------------
I go to sleep, sound sleep, deep sleep, sleeping like a baby.
Last night about 2:30 I was awaken by the pitty patter of .....
RAIN...
It's freaking raining and MY offical NFL television is on the patio, without cover.....
Funny how things pop into your head in two seconds flat...
I run out side and get everything under cover.....I come back into the house and the Edster is tripping..... He remembers rain....he's taking it all in....
I climb back into bed and the clock radio goes BZZZZZZZT and then KA BOOM......RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE.....
The Edster has jumped down to the floor and is looking over his shoulder at the thunder monster...
About 20 seconds later.....
Jumping cat......
Flash!
Ed splits and I start to LMAO....It's a gas, gas, gas....
He's under the bed and the storm is getting louder....I call Ed.
Ed stays hidden.....so I took awalk outside.....
I go to my mom's house for a few minutes and then come back home.....no Ed, he's still hiding...
I climbed back into bed and went to sleep...
I woke up a few hours later and Ed was back on the back of the recliner as if nothing happened....
---------------------------------
I guess it's too late to change Ed's name to Mick Jagger.
But he showed me some common sense....I came back from outdoors soaking wet..I had to toss off the shorts and shirt...
Maybe next time I'll hang out with Jumping Cat Flash......
It's alot drier under the bed...
:rolleyes: