too chicken to ask her out on a date?

[Lady's Human]

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/4611894/detail.html


Alleged Chicken-For-Sex Offer Lands Meat Man In Jail

POSTED: 11:16 am EDT June 15, 2005
UPDATED: 12:24 pm EDT June 15, 2005

KEENE, N.H. -- A door-to-door meat salesman from Maine is accused of assaulting a potential customer after she turned down his offer of chicken in exchange for sex.

Ryan Park, 22, of Waterboro, Maine, is accused of grabbing the woman in Stoddard, N.H., and forcefully kissing her after she rejected his offer last month.

Park has been charged with assault and is due in Keene District Court on June 28.

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I was trying to come up with a comment on this, but it just left me half speechles and half laughing.......

[PJ's Mom]

:D

If that wasn't so funny, it would be...well, funny!

Poor woman. lol

[RICHARD]

what a clucking idiot.....


that was the BEST I could do!!!!!:confused:

[K9soul]

I had a witty remark pop into my mind having to do with a rooster but I'm afraid to say it here LOL :p ;)

[dukedogsmom]

Maybe she doesn't like chicken fingers.

[finn's mom]

That's just foul. :)

Sorry, that's the best I could come up with.....I'm not good at that stuff....

[K9soul]

Originally posted by finn's mom
That's just foul. :)

Sorry, that's the best I could come up with.....I'm not good at that stuff....

That's at least as good as Richard's clucking idiot :D.

[finn's mom]

Originally posted by K9soul
That's at least as good as Richard's clucking idiot :D.

Sweet. ;)

[Lady's Human]

He could have at least offered her a steak.

[Cookiebaker]

Uggh....that's not very far from where we live. :(