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01-21-2002, 08:44 PM
i just hatched sea monkeys and i was wondering if anybody knew about them?:confused: they are only 2 days old and i would like to more about them. like how much to feed them. they are really cute Thanxs:p

01-21-2002, 09:18 PM
HI! I don't know anything about sea monkeys but I found the following sites that might help!


And on a more humorous note, http://www.seamonkeyworship.com/ offers the following advice:


1. don't lie - Sea Monkeys® don't like it when people lie to them anymore than people do;
2. don't give them bananas - they may be monkeys but they will be suffocated by the large banana in their little tank;
3. don't eat them - you may enjoy the momentary taste but you certainly won' t have the fun of watching your Sea-Monkeys® grow;
4. don't scream "Hey look at the Sea-Monkeys®" at them - they don't like to be reminded of their existence. (Sea-Monkeys® are docile creatures who prefer to remain clear of existential thought.) Similarly, Buddhist koans such as "what is the sound of one hand clapping" might make the Sea-Monkeys® realize the meaningless of their existence and this could cause mass Sea-Monkey® suicide;
5. don't force your Sea-Monkeys® to mow the lawn - they have a severe allergy to freshly cut grass;
6. don't let your Sea-Monkeys® operate heavy equipment while under the influence of cold medication as it can make them drowsy;
7. do involve your Sea-Monkeys® in political discussion - despite the fact that most Sea-Monkeys® lean to the left;
8. do cover the Sea-Monkey® tank while engaged in marital relations as Sea-Monkeys® carry camcorders and aren't afraid to sell those tapes to "Hard Copy"; and finally,
9. If you run out of Sea-Monkey® food, please don't feed your Sea-Monkeys® just anything. Timothy J. Isham figured he'd feed them some spaghetti-o's. The can must have had botulism or something. Please don't feed your sea monkeys anything out of a dented can.

01-22-2002, 11:58 AM
You crack me up, Zippy!!! :D This one sent me into a laughing frenzy:

Originally posted by zippy-kat

8. do cover the Sea-Monkey® tank while engaged in marital relations as Sea-Monkeys® carry camcorders and aren't afraid to sell those tapes to "Hard Copy"

Congrats on the new little sea monkeys. I bet they are really cute :) I know nothing about them other then the fact that they are cute, but I hope you find all the info you need.

01-22-2002, 05:38 PM
I used to have sea monkeys!! they ruled!! LOL

Sam's My Baby
01-24-2002, 05:40 PM
Hello! I have sea monkeys and I know TONS about them! What you do is you feed them once a week. Be VERY careful not to overfeed becuase it can suck up the oxygen in the cage. You must give them air every day ( i reccomend buying the million air bubble pump) if you dont have that use a staw and poke holes at the bottom and blow in it a couple times a day. If you have any other questions feel free to email me at [email protected]:)

01-26-2002, 11:01 PM
I just fed mine every week... no wonder they only lived for a month!

01-28-2002, 09:42 PM
thanks for all the help!:D