rizzy
04-24-2005, 10:32 PM
I thought this was a really cute joke, so I thought I'd share. I am sorry if anyone is offended by blonde jokes.
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they decided to purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving to inspect a bull, the brunette tells her sister: "When I get there, if I decide to buy it, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the seller's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The rancher tells her he will sell it for $599.00, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says: "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her I've bought a bull for our ranch and that I need for her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help, then adds, "It's 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word 'comfortable'. The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?" The brunette explains: "My sister's blonde. 'Comfortable' is a big word. She'll read it very slowly...com-for-da-bul.
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they decided to purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving to inspect a bull, the brunette tells her sister: "When I get there, if I decide to buy it, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the seller's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The rancher tells her he will sell it for $599.00, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says: "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her I've bought a bull for our ranch and that I need for her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help, then adds, "It's 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word 'comfortable'. The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?" The brunette explains: "My sister's blonde. 'Comfortable' is a big word. She'll read it very slowly...com-for-da-bul.