Actual ads...

[wolfsoul]

Some of them kind of mean...But most funny.



Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.. Better
be reward.
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COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

[LeahMM]

:D Very funny. I love the parachute one. **OUCH**

[LKPike]

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.. Better be reward.

lol, poor thing, hope he found his family

[Lexi_Lover]

LMAO! OMGosh those are good! :p

[jackie]

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.. Better be reward


this one made me spit water out!!! LOLOL

[Bigyummydog]

:D i can't stop laughing....:D

MAXIMUS is starting to look at me like i've lost it or something...:confused:

thanx i really needed that..............:D

[aly]

Blah, I think it would be funny if it was a joke. Since they are real ads though, it just makes me really sad. Stupid people.

*edit* I was talking about the animal ones. The others are really funny.

[Twisterdog]

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.


I groom that dog.

;)

[KYS]

Love it! to funny.

[MsMini]

Those cracked me up! :D

[tikeyas_mom]

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog


that is too funny. :D

[Felicia's Mom]

Funny!!:D :D

[Suki Wingy]

HAHHhhHhahhaZHAAAAA!!!!!!!

[persianmom]

Thanks I need that. Had a bad night at work, My fur babies are looking at me like I've lost my mind or something because I'm laughing so hard.

[Vette]

LOL those are cute